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# Got a samidge shop next door to where i work...
Went in and ordered a bacon samidge with butter and tamato sauce, the woman behind the counter then informed me that i wasnt allowed to order using the the descriptions 'Butter' and 'Tomato sauce' I asked why and she informed
me that just incase the butter wasnt butter and the tomato sauce wasnt made from tomato's it covered them against being sued. I had to use the words 'spread' and 'red sauce' instead.
How fucked up is that?
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 4:52, archived)
# shirley, you jest?
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 4:53, archived)
# Nope...truth
*and dont call me shirley blog
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 4:54, archived)
# she sounds like a 'high-functioning' mental person.
one of those that get hired to make them/the community feel good and as a tax break to the owners. 'sandwich mong' is crass and rude, but there you have it.

siblings shouldn't breed.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 4:56, archived)
# High levels of inbreeding where i live
*twitchs
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 4:58, archived)
# GIVE ME TOMATO OR GIVE ME DEATH
 
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 5:06, archived)
# VENDETTASAUCE.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 5:07, archived)
#
Red sauce = tomato
Brown sauce = ?
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 5:10, archived)
# POTATO
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 5:17, archived)
# HAMBURGERS
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 5:26, archived)
# SPREAD!
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 5:30, archived)
# Surely you can order whatever you want
and it's her responsibility to tell you if her product does not meet your specifications?
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 7:32, archived)