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(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 0:07, archived)
# Hahahaha
Hahhaahhaha
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 0:08, archived)
# yes!
(dogof2head, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 0:21, archived)
# haha
this reminds me of a picture (possibly the Nevilles) of Patrick Kielty with small hands pressing biscuits against his face.

It had the tag line - 'Tiny hands pressing biscuits against my face' or something like that
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 0:24, archived)
# Food for thought ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 0:28, archived)
# found it
b3ta.com/board/6241999

made me laugh like a loon for some reason
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 0:33, archived)
# haha
i like the AGAINST MY FACE in caps :-)
(dogof2head, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 0:35, archived)
# Astonishing . . . you are quite the slueth !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 0:40, archived)
# It's the new Goatse!
but with more wrinkly bits.
(Phoenixx1973 Will be campaigning for the "Vote Saxon" party., Sun 16 Dec 2007, 0:31, archived)
# you not seen ulrika's goatse
like a tight pink prune
(dogof2head, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 0:36, archived)
#
and i hope i never do!
(Phoenixx1973 Will be campaigning for the "Vote Saxon" party., Sun 16 Dec 2007, 0:38, archived)
# I reckon Ulrika's gob
has had more cocks hammered into it than Goatse's arse. She could suck someone off and eat a tuna bagette at the same time.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 1:29, archived)
# it's rare that I like noobage
but I like this
Pull up a photoshop, bury a kittin etc...
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 1:11, archived)
# ris?
'filenames'

Hahahahahaaa!!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 0:11, archived)
# seems like a pretty good picture to debut this.......
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(Phoenixx1973 Will be campaigning for the "Vote Saxon" party., Sun 16 Dec 2007, 0:12, archived)
# Moo world order
reminds me of the same obvious political complexity of existing Camden Town tube station during the morning rush hour, sans the sounds

'Moo' is all I see
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 0:17, archived)
# it's too late at night
and that sentence made my brain hurt.

and worst of all. I still can't make sense of it!
(Phoenixx1973 Will be campaigning for the "Vote Saxon" party., Sun 16 Dec 2007, 0:19, archived)
# just think lots of cows being hearded wherever
and your tired mind will understand :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 0:25, archived)
# aaaaah
the great tube stampede of 2006!

I remember it well.

I always said it was a bad idea for Ronald McDonald to use public transport.
(Phoenixx1973 Will be campaigning for the "Vote Saxon" party., Sun 16 Dec 2007, 0:29, archived)
# I passed Chris Evens on a bridge on Thursday lunchtime
the twat's hair is now bleached

though I must doff my cap to the broad on his shoulder

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 0:39, archived)
# you passed him on a bridge
and didn't throw him over?
hang your head in shame!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 0:41, archived)
# I called him a wanker into his face about ten years ago
she did look fit though, so raised eyebrows to the guy, in all honestly, perhaps he's changed
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 0:47, archived)
# yes
he's older.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 0:49, archived)
# he's the one reason
why i could never seriously entertain doing Billie Piper :(
(Phoenixx1973 Will be campaigning for the "Vote Saxon" party., Sun 16 Dec 2007, 0:49, archived)
# if i was a bloke
i wouldn't touch her, knowing that her bits had been rubbed against his copper wire pubes.
yeecchhhh.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 0:53, archived)
# exaciticly!
(Phoenixx1973 Will be campaigning for the "Vote Saxon" party., Sun 16 Dec 2007, 0:55, archived)
# i wouldn't touch him
if i'd been on a sex starvation diet for 20 years, then fed a shitload of lady viagra and told he was george clooney in disguise
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 1:02, archived)
# I think he's OK, meself!
TFI Friday was a superb show, he loves The Beatles and I thought opening a stall on Camden Market and personally flogging all his stuff, with no fanfare whatsoever, was very unusual for someone so fantastically wealthy and famous (and make no mistake, he is FANTASTICALLY wealthy).
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 1:26, archived)
# maybe so
but he's still ugly.
and ginger.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 1:37, archived)
# Well,
yes. There is that.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 1:51, archived)
# whatcha gonna do?
when foot and mouth runs wild on you
(King Caustic, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 0:39, archived)
# Bwa ha ha ha ha
Brotha!
(Phoenixx1973 Will be campaigning for the "Vote Saxon" party., Sun 16 Dec 2007, 0:42, archived)