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# dr universe says
Dear Dr. Universe,

What type of scientist are you? I am very interested in becoming a scientist. Where do I start?

Thank You,
Campbell
Ocala, Florida


REPLY:I am actually a very curious writer who loves science. So I'm interested in all areas of science and learn about them every day. Of course, since my interests are so general, I make a better writer than I would a practicing scientist.

Hence, he is not a doctor..


HE IS A SHAM
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 11:17, archived)
# If it comes to that
he doesn't look much like a universe, either. Universes are greener.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 11:22, archived)
# he does have
a twinkle in his eye, maybe he is what the universe looked like before the big bang?
(Esteban, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 11:23, archived)
# are we looking at
the fish or the cat?
(Lazarus, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 11:30, archived)
# cat?
fish?
(Shoehorn, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 16:15, archived)
# fish
wasp

Have you ever seen a fishwasp? Bet you've seen a sheepdog.
(Esteban, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 17:28, archived)
# surely everyone's seen a fishwasp
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 4:30, archived)
# I'm a doctor
It says so on my credit card.
Unfortunately I'm also a sham...

I can answer questions on architectural sketch design though.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 11:24, archived)
# I'm sure he is a sham but
he might have a PhD. A doctor of letters perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 11:29, archived)