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competition entry!

i'll have a pint of...

...queer.

From the New Cockney Rhyming Slang challenge. See all 331 entries (closed)

(Cow, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 20:03, archived)

hehe

Bud-will-ser, a big chunky bottle at that.

Check out my updated profile, it makes me dizzy...

(186 posts and no eye for a good front page, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 20:06, archived)

D'you

swallow?

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pxyzyzygy, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 20:06, archived)

Now that

beer means queer i think i might get to work on reassigning ginger beer

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 20:07, archived)

Boy George

Mad a great point when asked what he thought of how great it was that a homosexual won pop idol.

"He sings about girls!"

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Mond, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 20:08, archived)

doesn't stop boy george

being a fat cunt though.

(martian, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 20:08, archived)

He's not

fat!

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Mond, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 20:10, archived)

yes he is

that's why he paints his neck black - hides the flab.

(martian, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 20:13, archived)

Nah

he does that because he's a cunt.

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Mond, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 20:15, archived)

Hey, he must be approaching 50, it's no surprise

he's getting a bit porky. That and being off the - ahem - Coca-cola...

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pxyzyzygy, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 20:20, archived)

ummm

but it's will young!! you know the guy who won pop idol then confessed to being gay (poor gareth! getting hugged by that pervy.. eww)

i couldn't find a good piccie of boy george :p

(Cow, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 20:15, archived)

err..

he admitted he was gay,
not a perv...

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 20:18, archived)

Surely

being a total cock should come under greater scrutiny?

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Mond, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 20:20, archived)

well yes

but being a cock does not make you a pervert.

I fear that the Cow has a problem.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 20:26, archived)

let's sandblast him!

umm
/vigilantism
/spelling?

(time travelling chicken, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 20:29, archived)

we could flock him

it's kind of sandblasting, but with glue and coloured sand.

are you sticking with this name then?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 20:32, archived)

Homo

phobia. Eww. You're all gay.

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Mond, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 20:32, archived)

exactly what i'm trying to get across

erm... maybe wrong username for this argument
/logs in as my other personality

(time travelling chicken, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 20:34, archived)

oddly

i think the 'reverse apostrophe police' may need one of their rare appearances.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 20:36, archived)

Bizaree coincidence

I meant you are all gay. not refering to your all gay the user.

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Mond, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 20:38, archived)

dont worry

they're both me
and i find "eww" quite a compliment

at least, it's better than the usual "brick him in the face" scheme

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_null_, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 20:40, archived)

Oxford dictionary. 'Confess'

v.
a tr. (also absol.) acknowledge or admit a fault, wrongdoing, etc.)

Mmmm. Bit of a problem Mr Cow?

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pxyzyzygy, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 20:23, archived)

heehee

it's Miss :)

and yea i think it's dirty and unnatural :s

anyway, i just looked in the fridge and i saw a bud, i read the lable and noticed "the king of beers" LOL

(Cow, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 21:33, archived)

aaah

aaah, the queer, the queer, the queer, the queer, the queer, the queer, the queer, the queer, the queer, the queer, the queer, the queer, the queer, the queer, the queer, the queer, the queer, the queer, the queer, the queer, the queer, the queer, the queer, the queer, the queer, the queer, the queer, the queer, the queer, the queer, the queer, the queer, the queer, the queer...oh, no.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 20:16, archived)

lol

(Cow, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 13:55, archived)