It was great, except I went with my nan, whom I love dearly but has no capacity or tolerance for modern art and whinged the whole way round.
(the_rhyme_ministerhas a little bit of gold and a pager,
Thu 27 Dec 2007, 2:40,
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is your nan modern?
well then.
(monkdagolabut how do you TURN a phrase?,
Thu 27 Dec 2007, 2:54,
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i'm not chinese
but i love char siu chow mein
EDIT: g'night all, i is full of tiredness and poops, so i'm off.
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 27 Dec 2007, 2:56,
archived)
Have you tried..
The Cream of Sum Yung Guy?
((|D[ekionplexisB3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Thu 27 Dec 2007, 2:58,
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DENIED!
(the_rhyme_ministerhas a little bit of gold and a pager,
Thu 27 Dec 2007, 2:59,
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GAME OOON!
((|D[ekionplexisB3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:04,
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SCHWING!
(the_rhyme_ministerhas a little bit of gold and a pager,
Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:05,
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I'm The Leprechaun!
((|D[ekionplexisB3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:06,
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ASSphincter says WHAT?
(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsaxhttp://www.badphorm.co.uk,
Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:07,
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In that case I'll just cross the t's and dot the...
lower case j's!
(the_rhyme_ministerhas a little bit of gold and a pager,
Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:08,
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"Can I be Frank?"
"Sure. Can I still be Garth?"
(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsaxhttp://www.badphorm.co.uk,
Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:12,
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So there I was, trying to fill a brandy glass
with one thousand brown MMs or Ozzy wasn't going to go on stage...
EDIT: Looks like I win Waynes World Quote-off!
(the_rhyme_ministerhas a little bit of gold and a pager,
Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:15,
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I think you do
But only because a car came along and interrupted the game. CAR!
GAME ON!
(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsaxhttp://www.badphorm.co.uk,
Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:31,
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DAMN!
You're a worthy adversary, I doff my Wayne's World cap to you.
Party on doctorsax.
(the_rhyme_ministerhas a little bit of gold and a pager,
Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:33,
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Just one more for my own amusement...
"It's sucking my will to live!"
Party on, rhyme minister!
(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsaxhttp://www.badphorm.co.uk,
Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:34,
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Then allow me one more,
"Ex-squeeze me? Baking powder?"
wooowoowooowoowooo
(the_rhyme_ministerhas a little bit of gold and a pager,
Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:36,
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OH EM EFF GEE
You're a Conchords fan aren't you?
(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsaxhttp://www.badphorm.co.uk,
Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:41,
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Well spotted!
I'd love to conversate with you about them some other time perhaps. I'm having a hard time staying awake so I'm going to say goodnight to you and to all of b3ta!
GOODNIGHT!
(the_rhyme_ministerhas a little bit of gold and a pager,
Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:50,
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Night
Some other time it shall be.
(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsaxhttp://www.badphorm.co.uk,
Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:53,
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yes
if i was chinese i'd have been called porkem yung
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 27 Dec 2007, 2:59,
archived)
Ahhahahaa
((|D[ekionplexisB3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:00,
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messy.
(monkdagolabut how do you TURN a phrase?,
Thu 27 Dec 2007, 2:58,
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but
tasty
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:01,
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you put it in your mouth afterwards?
...awesome.
Woah, this is getting crude now
(monkdagolabut how do you TURN a phrase?,
Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:03,
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you should see
what i can do with my chopsticks
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:05,
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christbadgers!
you're keeping me up!
I'm usually in bed by now...whahey!
(monkdagolabut how do you TURN a phrase?,
Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:07,
archived)
are you using
my chopsticks for splints? they'll keep you up!
bed is for the weak. and for sexing, but only when the kitchen floor is dirty.
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:09,
archived)
are you implying that I should sustain my rigidity?
(monkdagolabut how do you TURN a phrase?,
Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:14,
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rigidity ftw
i always try to keep a stiff upper lip
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:17,
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I've been told I have some very wooden features.
(monkdagolabut how do you TURN a phrase?,
Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:21,
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i've been told i have the face of a movie star
unfortunately, it was marty feldman.
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:24,
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Cod-eye ftw!
(monkdagolabut how do you TURN a phrase?,
Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:28,
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hahahaha!
that's what i call my dad!
also, g'night!
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:34,
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g'night! :)
think I'll retire now aswell.
(monkdagolabut how do you TURN a phrase?,
Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:35,
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To a Carribean island?
And a good night to you sir.
(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsaxhttp://www.badphorm.co.uk,
Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:37,
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My nan is modern
(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsaxhttp://www.badphorm.co.uk,
Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:06,
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hahaha!
My nan is modem.
(the_rhyme_ministerhas a little bit of gold and a pager,
Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:06,
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Is it ADSL?
A Delicious Side Loaf?
(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsaxhttp://www.badphorm.co.uk,
Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:09,
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No it's free delivery.
dial-up
(the_rhyme_ministerhas a little bit of gold and a pager,
Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:13,
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Hehehe. Nice.
Although it must take 4 times as long to get any food.
(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsaxhttp://www.badphorm.co.uk,
Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:17,
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Yeah it's a bitch.
My ISP* is shit.
*Indian snack provider
(the_rhyme_ministerhas a little bit of gold and a pager,
Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:20,
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(Tahkcalbω∞ for sigs,
Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:49,
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Haha
Very nice. I should have looked at that before I read the whole wikipedia one...
(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsaxhttp://www.badphorm.co.uk,
Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:54,
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this is true
my mate called me once at about 3 a.m to tell me that his beloved cat, pepsi, had just been run over. my neighbour, who was watching horror films with me, said "awww, there's nothing worse than flat pepsi!"
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:11,
archived)
Hahahahaha
I am typing through tears of laughter. That is genius.
(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsaxhttp://www.badphorm.co.uk,
Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:13,
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my poor mate was sobbing his heart out
while i was on the other end of the phone, roaring with laughter.
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:16,
archived)
Well...
You've got to laugh, haven't you?
(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsaxhttp://www.badphorm.co.uk,
Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:20,
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yes. yes you have.
fortunately, he sees the funny side of it now.
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:23,
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haha
dead cat!
(monkdagolabut how do you TURN a phrase?,
Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:24,
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now
it floats....
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:26,
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I guess that makes it...
A pepsi float.
(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsaxhttp://www.badphorm.co.uk,
Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:29,
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ha
(monkdagolabut how do you TURN a phrase?,
Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:32,
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ba-dum
tish!
g'night!
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:33,
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I envy your ability to leave the boards!
Night!
(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsaxhttp://www.badphorm.co.uk,
Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:36,
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hahahaha
you bastard. That is very good.
(monkdagolabut how do you TURN a phrase?,
Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:09,
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Thanks
I thought it was pretty bad personally
(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsaxhttp://www.badphorm.co.uk,
Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:22,
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precisley.
So well done.
(monkdagolabut how do you TURN a phrase?,
Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:30,
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Excellent
I'll try to keep up the bad work
(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsaxhttp://www.badphorm.co.uk,
Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:32,
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