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# Motion Sensitive Lighting
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 12:57, archived)
# That paper is backwards,
the news is on the back pages and the sport on the front.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 6 Jan 2008, 12:59, archived)
# *stabs in the retina*
You and your details!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 6 Jan 2008, 13:02, archived)
# maybe hes from a country which read backwards?
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 13:02, archived)
# Why would they write C'mon England then?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 13:23, archived)
# it is a how a paper should be
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 13:02, archived)
# Oh I'd love a newspaper like that
as it is now I have to start at the back page and ingest all the sport working back until I hit the cartoon page where I stop lest i have to endure the shitty horroscopes page. Then I go to the front where I read in until either bored or I reach women's interest pages where I stop again.
By this time my shit is usually over.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 13:24, archived)
# That
Or it's all printed upside-down.
(Alfinch With wisdom comes owls, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 13:02, archived)
# That's how they print them down here in Wiltshire!!
Honest!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 13:02, archived)
# haha :)
woo
edit: I don't know why this isn't getting more woos, it's brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 13:01, archived)
# morning
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 13:07, archived)
# 'ning.
how do?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 13:10, archived)
# I am still recovering from yesterdays
drawn out pundown :)
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 13:14, archived)
# haha, I'm not surprised.
I've never punned so hard in my life.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 13:17, archived)
# I am sure that is how all the big punsters started out
dave the hat would be proud
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 13:20, archived)
# If only I could find a way to convert them into funny pictures..
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 13:21, archived)
# I think we had an hour long sitcom
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 13:25, archived)
# haha, at least.
I'm feeling much better now I have a big greasy brunch in front of me.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 13:29, archived)
# awesome stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 13:02, archived)
# nice work.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 13:08, archived)
# I understand, and it's hilarious :D
The only thing I'm confused about is, is this technically a pun?
And in that case do you need a spanging?
*almighty spang*
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 6 Jan 2008, 13:14, archived)
# I believe it is a pun, derived from the dual meaning of 'motion'.
Spang away.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 13:15, archived)