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# Is that the elephant from Saint-Saens' Carnival of the animals in the background?
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 15:41, archived)
# Of course!
Unfortunately the crab had problems with the double bass.
(The stupid fucking driver wouldn't let him on the bus with it)
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 15:43, archived)
# Unfortunately they're a lot more cagey about suspect packages these days
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 15:45, archived)
# 'noons Mrs :D
*inspects trousers*
Nothing suspect there!
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 15:46, archived)
# my brother in law played 'the swan'
with a harpist as my wedding.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 15:46, archived)
# A moose once bit my sister.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 15:47, archived)
# a monkey once impersonated me!
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 15:50, archived)
# I once slept with an elephant!
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 15:51, archived)
# giver or receiver?
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Neither
It was purely platonic.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 15:55, archived)
# mutual masturbation?
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 16:03, archived)