b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » Crabs! » Message 7940806

[challenge entry] Apologies for lack of crab

From the Crabs! challenge. See all 477 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 15:40, archived)
# Is that the elephant from Saint-Saens' Carnival of the animals in the background?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 15:41, archived)
# Of course!
Unfortunately the crab had problems with the double bass.
(The stupid fucking driver wouldn't let him on the bus with it)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 15:43, archived)
# Unfortunately they're a lot more cagey about suspect packages these days
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 15:45, archived)
# 'noons Mrs :D
*inspects trousers*
Nothing suspect there!
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 15:46, archived)
# my brother in law played 'the swan'
with a harpist as my wedding.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 15:46, archived)
# A moose once bit my sister.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 15:47, archived)
# a monkey once impersonated me!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 15:50, archived)
# I once slept with an elephant!
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 15:51, archived)
# giver or receiver?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Neither
It was purely platonic.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 15:55, archived)
# mutual masturbation?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 16:03, archived)
# crab-tastic work!
:D
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 15:42, archived)
# yay!
genuine \o/crab
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 15:46, archived)