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# It's more a view from slightly above.
But he's probably about to fall on his face or something. Hahah

Yes there is.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:13, archived)
# Don't be silly.
He's just really really big.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:14, archived)
# Hahahah


Speaking about falling on your face and other such injuries:
I was talking to mofaha yesterday, and I turned around and walked straight into the doorframe. I have a bump/bruise on my head now. Also, it made a hollow noise. =/
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:15, archived)
# Aww!!
My mum did the worst one.
She stood up really fast behind the fireplace, and where we lived at the time, the wood burner was in this hollow with a metal bar at the top, the kind of metal girder you'd see dangling from a building in progress, but smaller.
She scraped across the top of her head, stood there for a split second and burst out crying.
Can you imagine how painful that was!?
She was walking funny for days.

My stepdad always walked into doorframes in that house. He ducked one, and walked straight into the next once. Then into the door.
From then on I put a picture of a duck above the door.

That usually distracted people sufficiently to make them bump their heads, though.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:28, archived)
# Oww!
That sounds so painful.

Hahahah that's the win. *tapes ducks above all the doors* Oh...pictures...?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:32, archived)
# Hahaha!
Andy, my stepdad, is pleased that we've moved since then.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:33, archived)
# I'd think so.
Heheh
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:36, archived)
# We have far too many stories about our family
that show how silly everyone is.
But there's none about me..?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:38, archived)
# Nevermind,
I just picked up my crisp packet from the wrong end.
I now have a lapful of chese and onion crisps.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:46, archived)
# yay!
*encakes self unashamedly*
falling on your face can be fun. i can't fall on my face, my boobs are too big, i just kind of bounce back up ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:15, archived)
# Hahahah
I'm pretty close to the ground, so it doesn't really or hurt. It's only a short drop. :p
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:16, archived)
# i wear flat shoes when drinking
as i used to sprain my ankles rather than fall on my face. sitting under a bridge at 3a.m in a pile of pigeon crap, with 2 badly sprained ankles, is not a fun way to end a night out.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:21, archived)
# Oh, god!
That's smart.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:24, archived)
# i am very silly when drunk.
that was the night i tried to feed my goldfish ham.
i also made ham sandwiches and put one in my shoe and the other in my coat pocket. for safe-keeping, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:28, archived)
# Hahah
for safe keeping. Yes, of course. ^.^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:32, archived)
# my parents
were less than thrilled
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:35, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:36, archived)