b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » XXX » Message 7961078 (Thread)

# What's dirty, red, and gets pulled by a car?
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:07, archived)
# i don't know,
what is dirty, red, and gets pulled by a car?
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:08, archived)
# A baby on jump leads
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:16, archived)
# genius
of course, with "genius", I'm using it entirely in the Dermot O'Leary sense of the word.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:19, archived)
# I should just never tell jokes.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:20, archived)
# true.
it would still be a shit joke, but I think "a baby tied to a towbar" would make more sense.

Cars tend not to drive around with jump leads, and if they did, they'd be attached to the battery at the front of the car.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:22, archived)
# Well what if the car was just doing it to power the baby up from the car itself?
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:28, archived)
# Quite.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:28, archived)
# hm.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:20, archived)
# My friend's caravan?
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:08, archived)
# Michael Winner the Trailer.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:09, archived)
# Oh yes, he's really dirty...
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:12, archived)
# He will be when I've finished killing him with muddy basalt.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:13, archived)
# you're all wrong
it's a towbar with a flower on it.

Flower's are essentially whores. Tarts to the bees.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:15, archived)
# Wols are as well.
And voles.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:17, archived)
# you do know that's only half a joke?
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:16, archived)
# My internet connection broke halfway through.
How annoying is that?
For you lot, I mean.
Not for me. I found it funny.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:17, archived)