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# !!!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:57, archived)
# hahaha!!!
i like the waggling paws!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:59, archived)
# 'Ning fella
I heard a sick joke today.
Does anyone want to hear it?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:05, archived)
# please.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:06, archived)
# What's dirty, red, and gets pulled by a car?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:07, archived)
# i don't know,
what is dirty, red, and gets pulled by a car?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:08, archived)
# A baby on jump leads
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:16, archived)
# genius
of course, with "genius", I'm using it entirely in the Dermot O'Leary sense of the word.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:19, archived)
# I should just never tell jokes.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:20, archived)
# true.
it would still be a shit joke, but I think "a baby tied to a towbar" would make more sense.

Cars tend not to drive around with jump leads, and if they did, they'd be attached to the battery at the front of the car.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:22, archived)
# Well what if the car was just doing it to power the baby up from the car itself?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:28, archived)
# Quite.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:28, archived)
# hm.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:20, archived)
# My friend's caravan?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:08, archived)
# Michael Winner the Trailer.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:09, archived)
# Oh yes, he's really dirty...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:12, archived)
# He will be when I've finished killing him with muddy basalt.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:13, archived)
# you're all wrong
it's a towbar with a flower on it.

Flower's are essentially whores. Tarts to the bees.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:15, archived)
# Wols are as well.
And voles.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:17, archived)
# you do know that's only half a joke?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:16, archived)
# My internet connection broke halfway through.
How annoying is that?
For you lot, I mean.
Not for me. I found it funny.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:17, archived)
# Yummy!
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Hahaha ace
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:00, archived)
# nyom nyom nyom
are they wanking at the same time?
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:00, archived)
# *confused*
You don't wank when you eat?


weirdo....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:01, archived)
# Birds don't mastubate.
Fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Not what Jolly Jack says, although
bears do.
Edit: Is a bird crossed with a bear a "Beard"?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Yeah, but Jolly Jack says dogs can't look up.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:03, archived)
# he also says the rifle's real
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:04, archived)
# It isn't?
I can go home then?


edit: excuse me while I just spang myself for not realising.

The pub is called the Winchester...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:04, archived)
# spangs again
for good measure
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:14, archived)
# and he smites his enemies with desk rockets!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:05, archived)
# Since when can dogs not look up?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:04, archived)
# Since always!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:05, archived)
# They can't move their eyes upwards.
They can raise their heads to see above them, however they cannot "look up".
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:06, archived)
# Gorrilla/doorway time?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:10, archived)
# Gorrilla/doorway time?
Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:13, archived)
# Oh dear oh dear oh dear.
And you call yourself a b3tan.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:14, archived)
# Due to major lurkage, I haven't been around here for very long...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:16, archived)
# Their bear-feathers would get all sticky.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:04, archived)
# Why hello there psychedelic warlord!
Or is it 'psychadelic' or 'psychodelic'?

Any way, how's the dissociation for mommy coming along?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:04, archived)
# "Psychedelic"
And she's stopped now :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:06, archived)
# my other mum was on here earlier.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:07, archived)
# My mum doesn't have an account
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:08, archived)
# get her signed up then!!
the morew the merrier!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:09, archived)
# You should make one.
Then post lots of dirty shit.


Then have a massive go at her and forbid her from ever going on the internets again, the filthy mare.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:11, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:18, archived)
# Ask Nicole Kidman
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:05, archived)
# I read that as semi-disgusting
Mmmm
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:08, archived)
# regurgitation FTW!

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:18, archived)
# Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:20, archived)
# That reminds me...
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:34, archived)
# C H O I C E !
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:02, archived)