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# hmm
Performance Review
(, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:41, archived)
# Oh don't. I've got to do fucking four of these soon.
And I swear it's worse for the manager, we have to think of things to say. I long for the days when I used to just sit there and apologise.
(, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:42, archived)
# haha!
(, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:43, archived)
# And I have to do 'serious face'.
(, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:44, archived)
# bastards.
thats what happens when you go and work up in 'the tower'
(, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:45, archived)
# I'm barely in the tower.
Only when it suits Rapunzel. Otherwise I'm wading around in the muck.
(, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:50, archived)
# You? Apologize?
Must've been someone else.
(, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:44, archived)
# I'm not as much of a cow as you all make me out to be.
In real life I'm just a tiny friendly person. Ask anyone. So long as they've met me.
(, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:45, archived)
# ok!!
you're nice!!
*hides*
(, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Didn't mean to make you out that way.
Just that your persona comes across as being imbued with such confidence that I find it hard to believe you'd ever do anything to have to apologize for! Cheers!
(, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Heh, I'm only kidding!
I'm much nicer when confronted.
(, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:48, archived)
# * confronts the captain
hmm! nice!
(, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:51, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
F**KING MANAGEMENT!! F**KING F**KING F**K!!!! JUST LET ME DO MY MUTHER F**KING JOB YOU PAPER-PUSHING C*NTS!!
IF YOU'VE GOT A F**KING GRIPE, ADDRESS IT NOW. IF NOT: P*SS OFF!!!!

........Jolly does not like teh paperwork.

Edit: Woops. Meant 'management'. Said 'Admin' cos Management lurk in the same sub-building at my place......got confused in my rage.
(, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:46, archived)
# *sedates*





*fondles*
(, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:47, archived)
# No admin
No wages
No bonus.
(, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:47, archived)
# This, in big spreadsheety buckets
(, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Ahem.
Without us you wouldn't have a job. Because guaranteed you wouldn't want to do all the boring paper pushing that needs to happen so the business doesn't fall flat on it's arse anyway.


Hmph.

Editing it to management doesn't make it any better! There's such a thing as admin management! And we're all very hurt, and we're not going to let you have any annual leave until one of us is dead.
(, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:48, archived)
# *spikes water cooler*
(, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Hahahahaha, I don't drink water.
It's no good at keeping me awake.

FOILED, Mr Jack. FOILED in your HAMSTER ARSE.
(, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 16:04, archived)
# *replaces instant coffee with "hamster discharge"*
(, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 16:09, archived)
# *replaces large breasted assistant with filing cabinet*
(, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 16:12, archived)