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# Yesterday's pin-up was fun.
Again! Again!

Two-word pin-up suggestions, please.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:37, archived)
# Brass
Goggles


'ning JJ!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:38, archived)
# *GLOMPS*
Alright sexah!?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Hey stranger!
*fondles*

Y'alreet?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Grand cheers, back to working 2 days a week and exams are on.
So loads of b3ta time again, not far from 10k too
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:42, archived)
# *rips trousers away in anticipation*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Got an idea for one
need some other b3tan pictures though
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Do you?
Hmmm...

Okay, what do you need?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Gaz you in a bit
when I know exactly what I need
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:49, archived)
# ohhh
like what?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:46, archived)
# see above
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:49, archived)
# *checks gaz*
*checks again*



*checks*



(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:57, archived)
# fuckin shite
I just missed my 10000

Don't have internet at home anyway, so my scrotum idea is out of the question.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:49, archived)
# What - you don't have access to a copier at work?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:50, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Allo.
You been away? Not seen you on the board for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:39, archived)
# I's been busy!
I know, it's shocking.

You well?

Any progress on the compass? *swallows nervously*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:41, archived)
# I’ve done a bit more work on it.
I’ll send you a progress report as soon as it’s scanned :)
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Hurrah!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Tit Wank
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Naked Bungee
seriously :)
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:38, archived)
# OPTIMISTIC AMPUBLOODYTEE
*waggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Naaa you're just short:P
*dives for cover*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:39, archived)
# I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:40, archived)
# Could you tell me
I'm lost.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 16:10, archived)
# Evil Machinations.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:38, archived)
# intensive hair
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:38, archived)
# loose belt

bra twang

monkey poo
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:39, archived)
# This sounds like stage directions.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:40, archived)
# do you want to be in my play?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:44, archived)
# If that's the plot
HELL YEAH.

I've got a DSM we could use, she's dead good. If she can control Brian Blessed, she can control anyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:46, archived)
# excellent
now as a legal requirement i'm going to have to ask for to recline on the casting couch for a series if provcative polaroids.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Ok but you'll be sorry!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:50, archived)
# Pantomime Horse
or horses
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Dubious Hygene
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:39, archived)
# eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:40, archived)
# dragon+car
:)
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:41, archived)
# hmm
Performance Review
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:41, archived)
# Oh don't. I've got to do fucking four of these soon.
And I swear it's worse for the manager, we have to think of things to say. I long for the days when I used to just sit there and apologise.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:42, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:43, archived)
# And I have to do 'serious face'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:44, archived)
# bastards.
thats what happens when you go and work up in 'the tower'
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:45, archived)
# I'm barely in the tower.
Only when it suits Rapunzel. Otherwise I'm wading around in the muck.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:50, archived)
# You? Apologize?
Must've been someone else.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:44, archived)
# I'm not as much of a cow as you all make me out to be.
In real life I'm just a tiny friendly person. Ask anyone. So long as they've met me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:45, archived)
# ok!!
you're nice!!
*hides*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Didn't mean to make you out that way.
Just that your persona comes across as being imbued with such confidence that I find it hard to believe you'd ever do anything to have to apologize for! Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Heh, I'm only kidding!
I'm much nicer when confronted.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:48, archived)
# * confronts the captain
hmm! nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:51, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
F**KING MANAGEMENT!! F**KING F**KING F**K!!!! JUST LET ME DO MY MUTHER F**KING JOB YOU PAPER-PUSHING C*NTS!!
IF YOU'VE GOT A F**KING GRIPE, ADDRESS IT NOW. IF NOT: P*SS OFF!!!!

........Jolly does not like teh paperwork.

Edit: Woops. Meant 'management'. Said 'Admin' cos Management lurk in the same sub-building at my place......got confused in my rage.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:46, archived)
# *sedates*





*fondles*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:47, archived)
# No admin
No wages
No bonus.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:47, archived)
# This, in big spreadsheety buckets
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Ahem.
Without us you wouldn't have a job. Because guaranteed you wouldn't want to do all the boring paper pushing that needs to happen so the business doesn't fall flat on it's arse anyway.


Hmph.

Editing it to management doesn't make it any better! There's such a thing as admin management! And we're all very hurt, and we're not going to let you have any annual leave until one of us is dead.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:48, archived)
# *spikes water cooler*
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Hahahahaha, I don't drink water.
It's no good at keeping me awake.

FOILED, Mr Jack. FOILED in your HAMSTER ARSE.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 16:04, archived)
# *replaces instant coffee with "hamster discharge"*
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 16:09, archived)
# *replaces large breasted assistant with filing cabinet*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 16:12, archived)
# Translucent Lingerie
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:41, archived)
# hahaha ^THIS!^
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:43, archived)
# Gforce Princess
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:43, archived)
# *sees pance*
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:48, archived)
# knew i shouldn't have worn this skirt today
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Slutty Foetus
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:43, archived)
# haha
what?
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 16:06, archived)
# wartime heroine
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:44, archived)
# gusset transaction
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:44, archived)
# brass quim
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:44, archived)
# steam gusset
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:46, archived)
# steampunk mimsy
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:47, archived)
# ouch.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:51, archived)
# steely dan
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Phil McKraken
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:47, archived)
# Sexy Picard
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:47, archived)
# jethro tull
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:49, archived)
# canned heat
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Confused Rocketeeress
(REWRITABLE, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:49, archived)
# fetid mimsy
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Selfish shellfish
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:51, archived)
# placid plaice
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:54, archived)
# amorous marmots
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:51, archived)
# WILD HASLET
SEXY NUNS


Somebody had to.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Naked skiing
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 16:01, archived)
# Jazz Maverick
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 16:02, archived)
# JESUS CHRIST
(More of a nail-up than a pin-up, though)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 16:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 16:07, archived)
# Heh!
be careful what you wish for...
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 16:14, archived)
# Fantastic :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 16:16, archived)