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# I can BBQ for Vegs.
Squash, and many others hold well on the grill.
Several soak up sauce and glaze quite nicely too.
Just put their proten on the side and in the afters.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:04, archived)
# AND SPUNK IN THEIR EYE!
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:06, archived)
# Veggies can cater for themselves when I'm cooking.
If someone tells me they won't eat what I've spent all day cooking for them, it's their problem not mine.

I guess that's why I don't throw dinner parties.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:23, archived)
# it's better when meatheads don't cook for us, anyway.
some of the culinary abominations i've been served have no right existing outside of torture chambers.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:30, archived)
# *shudders*
 
IT'S LIKE DINNER WITH MY MOTHER
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:32, archived)
# i'll type two words which should never have been juxtaposed, but were said to me and then the slab of hell was put on my plate:
JERK TOFU.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:36, archived)
# oh no.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 7:28, archived)