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# i filtad.

but the joke is crap so that makes everything all right in the eyes of the many-tentacled overlords.

also: vegan haggis.

edit: i just noticed i left off the last frame. oh well. it showed the guy on the right with an exclamation point above his head, which is obviously crucial to making the joke work.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 5:39, archived)
# oooh. purdy.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 5:41, archived)
# i was trying to make a giraffe using the stained glass filter and got frustrated.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 5:42, archived)
# I assume
this joke is therefore told as a series of tattoos on the giraffe's neck?
(Stu Moo winner of five nobble piece prizes, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:11, archived)
# i have no idea.
the gimp i had make it is locked in his cage now, so use whatever answer works for you.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:15, archived)
# I like how they don't even make excuses for the vegan haggis.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 5:43, archived)
# not that i've ever had it...
...but the basic mix of vegetables + nuts in a broth isn't something i don't eat regularly anyway. most of the cooks i know at some point try to replicate something they've eaten or adapt a dish to their diets.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 5:48, archived)
# I'm not vegi at all, but...
...it has always struck me as odd to create mock versions of meat dishes.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 5:52, archived)
# Quite.
 
I've tried textured vegetable protein sausage, and it's equally as revolting as regular sausage.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 5:55, archived)
# i do like tvp though.
when i make mexican, it can add interesting texture.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 5:57, archived)
# Yeah, this Indian place I go to for lunch sometimes has a soy nugget curry, which is mighty tasty.
 
but it's not trying to be meat.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:06, archived)
# maybe it's just not trying very hard.
failsoy!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:10, archived)
# BE MEAT YOU SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:11, archived)
# BEE MEAT!
TASTES... STINGY.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:13, archived)
# I'm a vegetarian
But I see no point in veggie haggis. I tried haggis once, in the pre-veggie days, and it was ok - but I doubt it could be somehow improved by making it out of vegetables.

Sainsbury's own brand meatfree burgers are the best, they barbeque up real nice and don't drip fat all over.
(Stu Moo winner of five nobble piece prizes, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:14, archived)
# i make my own buggers.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:18, archived)
# how do they taste?
(Stu Moo winner of five nobble piece prizes, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:25, archived)
# shitty.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:28, archived)
# I CAN DO IT, WHY CAN'T YOU?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:23, archived)
# i think it odd, too.
but a lot of omnivores create mock versions of restaurant food (particularly fast food - there are books about it) and versions of cuisine exotic to them, so it can be seen as just part of that pattern.

i know someone who made mock ketchup (not a tomato sauce or chilli sauce, but an attempt at heinz ketchup) a few times.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 5:56, archived)
# I can understand that veggo's like to join in at a barbecue, so I have no real problem with vegetarian sausages as such.
Why anyone would want to take this to such an extreme as to make a can of vegan haggis, I will never know.

HEY GUYS, I JUST CARVED MY STEAK INTO A BUNCH OF LENTILS.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 5:58, archived)
# heh. you stop that!
at barbecues i eat beer.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:02, archived)
# we had some tofu on the barbie the other weekend.
 
also, eggplant.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:05, archived)
# mmm, i like both.
we had crazy pasts here tonight - anything in the fridge was chopped up and put in the sauce.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:11, archived)
# I have a crazy past too, but I'm hoping my future will be crazier.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:12, archived)
# oh crap typo crap.
*doesn't ninja*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:14, archived)
# I can BBQ for Vegs.
Squash, and many others hold well on the grill.
Several soak up sauce and glaze quite nicely too.
Just put their proten on the side and in the afters.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:04, archived)
# AND SPUNK IN THEIR EYE!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:06, archived)
# Veggies can cater for themselves when I'm cooking.
If someone tells me they won't eat what I've spent all day cooking for them, it's their problem not mine.

I guess that's why I don't throw dinner parties.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:23, archived)
# it's better when meatheads don't cook for us, anyway.
some of the culinary abominations i've been served have no right existing outside of torture chambers.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:30, archived)
# *shudders*
 
IT'S LIKE DINNER WITH MY MOTHER
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:32, archived)
# i'll type two words which should never have been juxtaposed, but were said to me and then the slab of hell was put on my plate:
JERK TOFU.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:36, archived)
# oh no.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 7:28, archived)
# Hand me a knife and we'll see about that!
Predigested haggis? Silly idea. Make the goat eat it first, FFS.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 5:46, archived)
# no wai.
when he has haggis-breath i lose my erection.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 5:50, archived)