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# THEY'RE NOT UNDEAD IF IT'S A VIRUS
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:50, archived)
# OR IF YOU MAKE THEM OUT OF PARTS.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:51, archived)
# ALSO, SCIENCE HAS NO PART IN A ZOMBIE MOVIE.
YOU DON'T STAND AROUND TRYING TO UNDERSTAND THE ZOMBIES, YOU EITHER RUN AWAY OR HACK AT THEM WITH A CHAINSAW/FLAMETHROWER.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:54, archived)
# IF YOU HAVE A GUN, SHOOT 'EM IN THE HEAD
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:55, archived)
#
cricket bat.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:56, archived)
# ZOMBIES DO NOT COOPERATE
NOR WILL ANY CONVERSE WITH FOOD*.

*"Brainz!" is acceptable, but no more than that.


(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:59, archived)
# what if they were translators at the UN before they died/were infected?
zombies like that would probably chat up a storm.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 7:02, archived)
# Only to eachother and in a pan-by.
Evil Dead (etc) uses that kind of thing.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 7:07, archived)
# BUT THEIR NOT ZOMBIES
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 7:10, archived)
# Why I went with "kind of thing" there, yes.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 7:11, archived)
# a gif image has frames that work.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 7:13, archived)
# IF THEY DON'T, IT'S...
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 7:16, archived)
# ahhhahhahahah!
 
ME AN' OLD DOUBLE BARREL HERE.. BLOW YOUR BUTTS TO KINGDOM COME!
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 7:25, archived)
# if i were a zombie i'd talk to people all the time.
i'd post here still, too.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 7:14, archived)
# VIRUS HAGGIS.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:57, archived)