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# ah yes.
we could do him.

and we want MORE ideas... Don't mind if they don't do web stuff.... i.e. Davros? Clive Sinclair? Bill Drummond?

I have no idea if I could get these people to talk - but it might be a laugh giving it a go.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 6:34, archived)
# John Craven
What makes him tick?
(, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 6:38, archived)
# this is what we NEED TO KNOW
I met him once. He was wearing a lovely jumper.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 6:40, archived)
# Was he
ticking?
(, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 6:41, archived)
# no
he was eating a sandwich. it was in the tracks office in pebble mill, birmingham. I worked their very briefly about 6 years ago.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 6:49, archived)
# Does he tick then?
I'll have a quarter please, John.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 7:21, archived)
# I remember a fantastic Vic Reeves parody of John
"take it off.. its such a little thing...

Hello and welcome to Country File"
(you probably had to see it)
(, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 6:42, archived)
# That's not the one where they were
wallpapering a plough is it?
(, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 6:56, archived)
# I can't remember
he speaks like a dalek in it, I remember that much.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 6:58, archived)
# dunno that one.
I remember the gay daleks on Vicor Lewis Smith...TV Offal or whatever it was called.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 7:05, archived)
# Hmm, did the gay daleks say
'White wee-wee!', 'white wee-wee!' a lot. If b3ta could interview them that would be good.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 7:15, archived)
# dunno.
I've got it on video somewhere. It was the same episode as Victor L.S. trying to blame a fart on Steven Hawkin
(, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 7:19, archived)
# John Craven
and his shaven haven
(, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 6:55, archived)
# John Craven and his

Answers all those 'where can possibly go after Country File / a sandwich in front of Rob?" questions...
(, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 7:22, archived)
# Floella Benjamin
.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 6:43, archived)
# on a similar note
Derek Griffifths is a very funny man. Did the tunes for 'bod' too.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 6:45, archived)
# Ooh, ooh
How about Wilf Lunn?

I've got a book called 'Mad things to make from Vision On'.
It teaches you how to make all sorts of useless crud :)
(, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 6:53, archived)
# Yeessssss
Wilf Lunn

What was the name of the bloke who did "The Great Egg Race"?
(, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 6:57, archived)
# Prof Heinz Wolff
i reckon.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 6:58, archived)
# That is him.
He could build us something to be photoshopped. Or we could get him to build somthing practical that looked like somthing photoshopped. Or somthing like that.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 7:15, archived)