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# Awww
I like the little eggiweg
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:40, archived)
# YOU WON'T WHEN HE'S FRYING
SCREAMING "WHY DIDN'T YOU SAVE ME ATHENA, I THOUGHT YOU LIKED ME. YOU EVEN GAVE ME A NICKNAME, I LIKED THAT. WHERE ARE YOU NOW?!"
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:42, archived)
# NOOO
I CAN'T SAVE HIM! HE'S AN OCEAN AND THEN SOME AWAY!!! WHAT DO I DO!?!? *moral dilemma ensues*
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:45, archived)
# YOU GO OUT, AND YOU BUY EVERY EGG THERE IS.
YOU INCUBATE EACH ONE, PRAYING THAT IT HAS BEEN FERTILISED, AND THEN YOU CAN FURTHER CHICKEN-KIND A LITTLE MORE.

UNLESS, OF COURSE, YOU'RE A RACIST..

NO BIG DEAL.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:48, archived)
# DID YOU KNOW
THAT THERE ARE MORE CHICKENS ON EARTH THAN HUMANS?

THEY DON'T NEED FURTHERING.

THE MORE YOU KNOW™
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:50, archived)
# YOU ARE A LIAR.
CHICKENS ARE AN ENDANGERED SPECIES.

AS ARE HUMANS.

HUMANCHICKENS ARE NOT ENDANGERED, HOWEVER, I FEEL THIS IS WHERE YOU MAY BE GETTING CONFUSED.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:00, archived)
# NO.
CHICKENS ARE A LARGE, EXTENSIVE SPECIES, CONSISTING OF HENS, TOO. THEY ARE NOT ENDANGERED.

HUMANS ARE STUPID. I DON'T CARE IF THEY'RE ENDANGERED, COS IT'S PROBABLY THEIR FAULT.

I DO NOT KNOW OF THESE HUMANCHICKENS YOU SPEAK OF. I THINK THEY POSSIBLY GIVE ME THE FEAR.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:03, archived)
# THEY AREN'T THAT EXPENSIVE, LOL.
ALSO, YOU ARE A HUMANCHICKEN. FOOL.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:06, archived)
# OH MY BAD
YOU SURE TOLD ME.

I HAVE NO BEAK. THUSLY, NOT HUMANCHICKEN
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:10, archived)
# YOU HAVE AN INNERBEAK
FROM YOUR SPIRITUAL CHICKEN.

JESUS, WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY TEACHING KIDS THESE DAYS?
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:20, archived)
# INNERBEAK?
IT BOGGLES MY MIND!


IF YOU HOLD DOWN SHIFT TO TYPE, AND THEN PRESS THE OTHER SHIFT FOR AN EXCLAMATION MARK, BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT THINKING, THEY CANCEL IT OUT AND NOTING HAPPENS!!!!!
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:22, archived)
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(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:11, archived)
# *retches*
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:13, archived)
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(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:39, archived)
# Someone must be a freak with a really low resolution
To even use this, let alone want it as a screensaver...
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:13, archived)