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# Big. Shit. Fail.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:36, archived)
# ello Capn
I am fine ta, the water is back on in the office and I have TEA hurrah

how you?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:40, archived)
# I found a cool job in the paper
at the boy's grammar in town, for around the same money that I'm on- basically managing data but I'd get HOLIDAYS OFF!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:42, archived)
# u wont get that job...
.. i just emailed them a link to this board along with your profile
(Julie Moult Life was bad, but now its good... FOREVER!, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:44, archived)
# Of course you did.
'u' won't get a job either, but mainly because you can't spell three letter words. OMGLOLBOTOMY.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:47, archived)
# All the more reason to hire her I'd say...
'specially in a Boys School. They need a Cap'n to keep their dayta's ship shaped.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:47, archived)
# Hells yeah.
If there's one thing I can do, it's manage data. If you tell me something, do I break down? No. I manage. HAHA.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:49, archived)
# Here's some practice data for you:
301
IMPORT COST RATIO
63MB
pupils


Data may be compiled from various sources and not represent anything remotely useful
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:52, archived)
# *scans*
*does not explode*



I'm fucking MADE FOR THIS.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:54, archived)
# *Is impressed*
I'd try and get you a job here, but I don't want to inflict that on anyone...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:56, archived)
# I'm lovely, and should be inflicted on everybody.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:57, archived)
# *self-inflicts*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:00, archived)
# aww cute
wish i was a girl on a predominately male orientated website.. then id feel valued(valued: chased, lusted after, potential sex prey)
(Julie Moult Life was bad, but now its good... FOREVER!, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:04, archived)
# You are potential sex prey.
Now bend over.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:05, archived)
# That's right, I take all my sense of worth from here.
Of course, before I came on b3ta I was nothing- I wasn't a well educated, well rounded individual at all. That'll be why I'm 23 and in middle management in a company where my equals are all about 10 to 20 years my senior.

It's all so CLEAR to me now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:11, archived)
# :O
Can b3ta help me too? Maybe it can make me feel "fresh" during that certain time of the month!
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:20, archived)
# Only if you bleed blue water like all the celebrities.
Otherwise you'll have to settle for it making you slightly sticky, but in a happy way.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:22, archived)
# I was just telling my mates this last week
I used to think periods were blue when I was a kid. My mum told me periods were just blood and then I asked her "So, why are they blue?"

Teehee
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:25, archived)
# Bless you
I was on holiday with my grampa at the time, 9 years old and totally unaware as to what was going on. He sat me down and told me alllll about it, bless him.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:29, archived)
# Your grampa?
Oh man, sucks to be him. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:35, archived)
# Yeah
He has 5 daughters though, so it was old territory for him.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:38, archived)
# I'm adding you on myspace
Coz I like you
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:41, archived)
# Okidoki
I never check it though, don't get offended.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Surely everything has 'potential' in this respect?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:15, archived)
# Actually
we're all girls. We like to get together in our pyjamas for a sleep-over. Then, sometimes, when we have pillow fights and it gets out of hand, we'll end up touching each other. It feels wrong, but also so very right at the same time.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:19, archived)