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my friend neil

(Julie Moult Life was bad, but now its good... FOREVER!, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:33, archived)

At least it's not more of this racist shit, but still

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Ellie Bytes is back... again, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:36, archived)

Heh!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:37, archived)

its funny

because you actually think i post images for your enjoyment ... lolololol

I post my images for my enjoyment and mainly the enjoyment and thrill of persons on a humor level way above your own.

People who actually have flair and individuality - this isnt directed mainly at you... but all those on b3ta who have the sense of humor of Victoria Wood

(Julie Moult Life was bad, but now its good... FOREVER!, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:40, archived)

There is no flair in the image you've just posted.

I demand at least 17 items of flair.

Also, what fucking humoUr? (Note inclusion of letter U, so added because that's how it's spelt.)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:43, archived)

This is the only funny post you've ever made

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:44, archived)

Wow

Someone's a little butthurt!

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Ellie Bytes is back... again, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:46, archived)

Oh do piss off

you tedious oik

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:50, archived)

Hahahaha

"I AM funny. It's everybody else who is wrong!"

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:54, archived)

That's a bit like saying

'Paedophilia isn't wrong. Well because it doesn't offend me, that's why.'

Disclaimer: the Captain does not endorse the above comment, she's just proving levels of prickery on the board.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:55, archived)

"I post my images for ... mainly the enjoyment and thrill of persons on a humor level way above your own"

Well, in that case...

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Ellie Bytes is back... again, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:55, archived)

I approve of this hamster.

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:00, archived)

This hamster approves of you

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Ellie Bytes is back... again, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:04, archived)

Of course you have to wrap them in duct tape.

Or they explode...

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:15, archived)

Will do

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Ellie Bytes is back... again, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:31, archived)

I think I've worked out who you are.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:57, archived)

ooooh?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:04, archived)

who?

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:05, archived)

I noticed how you never see him

and Bill Tarney in the same room at the same time.

Coincidence?

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:10, archived)

so funny

whats really funny.. is:

the people who i like and have fun with on b3ta, arent you guys.

why ?

for 1 - i dont like you guys because you are feminist, atheist scum who have no jobs and are always casting stones at people.. but refrain from ever taking a look at your own lives - which in actual fact have " no self control " and this is why " you " meaning the ones above have shitty worthless jobs/lives.

cant wait for the real b3tans to come on the board at lunchtime...

..oh also, why do "you" guys have to be so cliquey: a narrow exclusive circle or group of persons; especially : one held together by common interests, views, or purposes (oh ive been here for years on b3ta, i know everyone, i know all the in-jokes, i subdue my real humor and opinions to be in with everyone)

(Julie Moult Life was bad, but now its good... FOREVER!, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:01, archived)

You know, if you don't like it here you don't have to stay.

We wouldn't want to demean you any further.
The internet is a big place.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:03, archived)

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

I think I love you. Can I keep you?

/I have a very good job and a lovely life thanks, but who are these 'real' b3tans of whom you speak? What am I - imaginary?

Psst!
By the way your punctuation is appalling.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:06, archived)

What's wrong with feminism?

And I'm not an atheist. If you're going to use blanket terms, educate yourself on the bed in question.

Tard.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:08, archived)

the clean nappies are over there >

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:08, archived)

Feminist, Atheist scum with no job? You got my ticket there. Bravo

It's much better than being a misogynistic, racist who thinks he's smarter than everyone else.

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Ellie Bytes is back... again, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:12, archived)

Excellent form.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:20, archived)

Thank you

But you know what, it's dangerous out here in b3ta-land for us girlies. We must make sure not to wear short skirts and make up or we might be raped. :O

But of course we'd deserve it seeing as everything we do it for the attention of males.

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Ellie Bytes is back... again, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:23, archived)

I don't know about you, but I can't sleep at night

for wondering what the penis-owning demographic of this website think about my body.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:25, archived)

We generally approve.

We generally approve of all female bodies.

As usual, though, photos will settle the issue one way or another.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:39, archived)

How have you posted 300+ times here and yet don't understand how this place works?

If you want to post stupid pictures of your friends, get a blog.

The reaction you have got, while others are happily posting away their stuff to happy results, should indicate the excess of fail in your arguments.

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Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:20, archived)

and then if you look at what he's written before

you can see that he now feels very guilty about his remarks about females

(chippy time travel agents, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:58, archived)

it's sad when board regulars need to hide behind "troll" accounts

just be yourself among those you enjoy. If you dislike "the clique" so much, why try to subdue your humor to fit in? Waste of time.

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Shiksa, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:18, archived)

My proposal still stands

also; woo.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:41, archived)

Thanks

Did you see my reply to your proposal comment below? I thought it was pretty good for just a toap.

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Ellie Bytes is back... again, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:48, archived)

I did indeed.

Nothing better than a woman who knows how to look good in a klan outfit!

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:54, archived)

Big. Shit. Fail.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:36, archived)

ello Capn

I am fine ta, the water is back on in the office and I have TEA hurrah

how you?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:40, archived)

I found a cool job in the paper

at the boy's grammar in town, for around the same money that I'm on- basically managing data but I'd get HOLIDAYS OFF!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:42, archived)

u wont get that job...

.. i just emailed them a link to this board along with your profile

(Julie Moult Life was bad, but now its good... FOREVER!, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:44, archived)

Of course you did.

'u' won't get a job either, but mainly because you can't spell three letter words. OMGLOLBOTOMY.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:47, archived)

All the more reason to hire her I'd say...

'specially in a Boys School. They need a Cap'n to keep their dayta's ship shaped.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:47, archived)

Hells yeah.

If there's one thing I can do, it's manage data. If you tell me something, do I break down? No. I manage. HAHA.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:49, archived)

Here's some practice data for you:

301
IMPORT COST RATIO
63MB
pupils

Data may be compiled from various sources and not represent anything remotely useful

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:52, archived)

*scans*

*does not explode*

I'm fucking MADE FOR THIS.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:54, archived)

*Is impressed*

I'd try and get you a job here, but I don't want to inflict that on anyone...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:56, archived)

I'm lovely, and should be inflicted on everybody.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:57, archived)

*self-inflicts*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:00, archived)

aww cute

wish i was a girl on a predominately male orientated website.. then id feel valued(valued: chased, lusted after, potential sex prey)

(Julie Moult Life was bad, but now its good... FOREVER!, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:04, archived)

You are potential sex prey.

Now bend over.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:05, archived)

That's right, I take all my sense of worth from here.

Of course, before I came on b3ta I was nothing- I wasn't a well educated, well rounded individual at all. That'll be why I'm 23 and in middle management in a company where my equals are all about 10 to 20 years my senior.

It's all so CLEAR to me now.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:11, archived)

Can b3ta help me too? Maybe it can make me feel "fresh" during that certain time of the month!

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Ellie Bytes is back... again, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:20, archived)

Only if you bleed blue water like all the celebrities.

Otherwise you'll have to settle for it making you slightly sticky, but in a happy way.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:22, archived)

I was just telling my mates this last week

I used to think periods were blue when I was a kid. My mum told me periods were just blood and then I asked her "So, why are they blue?"

Teehee

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Ellie Bytes is back... again, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:25, archived)

Bless you

I was on holiday with my grampa at the time, 9 years old and totally unaware as to what was going on. He sat me down and told me alllll about it, bless him.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:29, archived)

Your grampa?

Oh man, sucks to be him. :D

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Ellie Bytes is back... again, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:35, archived)

Yeah

He has 5 daughters though, so it was old territory for him.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:38, archived)

I'm adding you on myspace

Coz I like you

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Ellie Bytes is back... again, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:41, archived)

Okidoki

I never check it though, don't get offended.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:47, archived)

Surely everything has 'potential' in this respect?

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:15, archived)

Actually

we're all girls. We like to get together in our pyjamas for a sleep-over. Then, sometimes, when we have pillow fights and it gets out of hand, we'll end up touching each other. It feels wrong, but also so very right at the same time.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:19, archived)

get a job.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:38, archived)

ha ha ha

right into the trap

(Julie Moult Life was bad, but now its good... FOREVER!, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:41, archived)

Maybe you should try finding a hobby.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:53, archived)

I heard fishing is relaxing

and has the added advantage that he would be far away from an internet connection when doing it.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:59, archived)

Yeah, not dangerous enough though.

I think he should be doing something that truly risks life and limb.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:02, archived)

I didn't specify what he would dangling in the water for bait

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:15, archived)

Shark fishing?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:16, archived)

There is definitely some potential mileage to that idea

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:22, archived)

Silly Gibson.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:58, archived)

Oh, oh, oh!

I have that as a poster on my wall (without the Echouer! though)

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:27, archived)