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# I just saw an advert that said exactly this
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:47, archived)
# me too
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:48, archived)
# I'm appalled and horrified by this
is this twenty-first century Buddhism? Terry Pratchett's Yen Buddhism perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:49, archived)
# *was about to quote employer's corporate tag-line*
*thought better of it*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:49, archived)
# is it
"Every muff, needs a buff!"
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:51, archived)
# It really ought to be!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:51, archived)
# Portugal
Your kids will never leave
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:54, archived)
# *LOL*
nicely done, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:55, archived)
# Bernard Mathews Turkeys
They are *cough* *cough* b00tiful
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:59, archived)
# no, much much worse than that, I'm afraid.
Shall we just say "one of the kinds of companies that comes up with slogans like that"

I'm saying no more. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:03, archived)
# "Every Cock Needs a Sock!"
Assuming JPG works for Cocksocks Inc.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:53, archived)
# Not any longer, no
:)

I'm certainly not going to say who I *do* work for...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:55, archived)
# VIRGIN!
PRINCE!

NUTS OR ZOO
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:08, archived)
# Is it
If the river runs red take the dirt path instead?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:53, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:55, archived)
# If there's grass on the wicket
let's play cricket?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:57, archived)
# Where ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:51, archived)
# on Dave
The guys talking about the balance of the universe and how if you're in an accident and its not your fault then the universe is out of harmony and by claiming money the balance is redressed.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:53, archived)
# Accidents are non fault . . .
on purposes are a different matter . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:57, archived)
# Ah, but
He used to be on The Bill. Therefore he is a leading authority on the legal system and is fully qualified to comment on compensation culture.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:57, archived)
# so if I had an accident and didn't claim
it's my fault that some chav got shot in a hit & run?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:57, archived)
# absolutely
when i burned my hand when a popcorn machine fell on it i didn't claim.


I apologise for 9/11
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:00, archived)
# You are most kind !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:04, archived)