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# Oy...
It would not be as good as you think.

Not even close.


I promise you this.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:41, archived)
# My standards are pretty normal
and I've seen your face - I think you'd do quite nicely modelling b3ta-wear.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:43, archived)
# FACE
Where do girls wear bikinis?


Exactly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:44, archived)
# I don't know...
Where do you wear yours?

Prove it!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:45, archived)
# I don't wear one.
I don't own a swimsuit of any description. I'm not a glutton for public humiliation and punishment, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:46, archived)
# ignores body text of post
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:55, archived)
# I am the judge
*bangs gavel vigourously*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:43, archived)
# That's not a gavel.
That's my hand.


and that's not a lectern, that's your crotch.


Why isn't this hurting you?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:45, archived)
# it is
but that's precisely the reason I love it.

Anyway, enough excuses, give me the porn.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:47, archived)
# *cries*
there isn't even a bikini to model.

Or have I forgotten I was going to give you a DVD?


Anyway, you were telling me where you were from.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:48, archived)
# You're on the internet, porn is everywhere.
All you have to do is reach out and touch it.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:48, archived)
# Your own personal wankfest
Someone to hear your moans, someone who groans....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Says you...
And probably Mrs Doom too...

I therefore no longer have an opinion on this issue.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:49, archived)