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# THEY HELP KEEP YOU THIN!
YAY FOR CIGARETTES.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 7:04, archived)
# yeah people always ask me how I stay so thin.
 
it's very simple, I don't eat enough, and I'm a heavy user of various substances
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 7:06, archived)
# People who haven't seen me in a year or two often tap my gut and ask where the extra weight came from.
I PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 7:11, archived)
# HEY FATTY WHERE'S YOUR PARTY HAT?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 7:27, archived)
# "I ate it."
Did I eat your bike?

"yes."
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 7:31, archived)
# Smoke More
And cut down on the eating cycles...
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 7:34, archived)