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# ARE YOU READY FOR DOMINATION?

I leave you with this. I actually have to work tomorrow, so I need to sleep now. G'night all :)
Edit: It seems if you look at the middle, it appears to go faster than if you look at the edge. Or is that just my eyes?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 6:37, archived)
# AAU
CYA
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 6:38, archived)
# I AM NO-ONE BUT I'M WELL KNOWN
FOR I AM THE MAN WITH THE DOGS.

'night, worker.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 6:38, archived)
# Hahah
I don't know if 1 morning this week qualifies me as a worker :)
I'm going to have to commute into NYC like an ACTUAL PERSON.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 6:40, archived)
# fucking telecommuters!
*is one too*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 6:43, archived)
# I remember fings like this..
Many years ago when I used to drink (and drive although I must admit I stopped that 25 years ago).
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 6:40, archived)
# WOAH
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 6:41, archived)
# hehe
reminds me of www.absurd.org/a-periodic/wwa2/index.html
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 6:44, archived)
# OK GAYSHIFT
TONIGHT WE NEED TO WORK SOME OVERTIME.

LET'S KEEP THE BOARD GAY FOR A FEW HOURS.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 6:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 6:46, archived)
# JAJAJAJAJAJA!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 6:47, archived)
# JA NEMLIG JA!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4y_rIM8j8WY
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 6:51, archived)
# I can't look at youtube on this computer
I'll have to look later.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 6:53, archived)
# : |
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 6:54, archived)
# I still don't know what they're singing about, but it's fucking funny anyways
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 6:58, archived)
# it's about the horrible mousetrap
in some heavy metal theme episode
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drengene_fra_Angora
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 7:05, archived)
# okay, that makes at least as much sense as it did before.
 
: )
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 7:09, archived)
# they also got a bicycle team
and here they admit taking drugs www.youtube.com/watch?v=visAt-9LHQw
check it out from ~ 4:40
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 7:17, archived)
# HOW GAY WOULD YOU LIKE IT?
 

(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 6:50, archived)
# THIS IS SUFFICIENTLY GAY, YES SIREE BOB.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 6:53, archived)
# Too much gay
And not enough Heath
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 6:56, archived)
# he's dead, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 6:59, archived)
# speaking of gay...
...i bought a carton of fruit drink at the store the other day. fruitopia, raspberry and kiwi flavour (no, i have no idea why i bought it, i normally drink juice or water), and there are a bunch of silly blurbs scrawled on the box. one of them reads

"brought to you by some berries and a hairy fruit".
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 6:58, archived)
# mmm.. hairy fruits.
 
I don't think I've tried Fruitopia, but their branding did put me off.
Sadly I tend to prefer booze and fags over fresh fruit or even juice
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 6:59, archived)
# ^
This......
But I know I shouldn't
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 7:01, archived)
# Cigarettes are chock-full of vitamins and essential minerals, like tar and nicotine!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 7:02, archived)
# THEY HELP KEEP YOU THIN!
YAY FOR CIGARETTES.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 7:04, archived)
# yeah people always ask me how I stay so thin.
 
it's very simple, I don't eat enough, and I'm a heavy user of various substances
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 7:06, archived)
# People who haven't seen me in a year or two often tap my gut and ask where the extra weight came from.
I PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 7:11, archived)
# HEY FATTY WHERE'S YOUR PARTY HAT?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 7:27, archived)
# "I ate it."
Did I eat your bike?

"yes."
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 7:31, archived)
# Smoke More
And cut down on the eating cycles...
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 7:34, archived)
# it's not very good.
now i remember why i bought it - there was a brand of juice on sale but theu were out of stock so i bought the fruitopia as i wanted a juice or drink that wasn't coffee or tea or tomato or water. i don't see their adverts, but they're probably annoying.

no fresh fruit?! gah, i'd keel over in a day.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 7:02, archived)
# Yeah, their original ads really turned me off.
Fucking DJ turntables with orange juicers in the middle while breakdancers catch the juice.

WAY TO ALIENATE YOUR TARGET DEMOGRAPHIC, YOU STUPID FUCKING MARKETING CUNTS.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 7:02, archived)
# WE'RE DOWN WITH IT, WE'RE FUNKY. WE SUCK THE HAIRY FRUIT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 7:04, archived)
# I might make a tshirt that says this on the weekend.
Also, can I make one with your "I like to shout at the internets" picture?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 7:06, archived)
# but of course!
I will however expect to see a picture of the end result.

www.b3tards.com/u/9e33d2809f7392b639fc/pizza-shout.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 7:08, archived)
# THERE WILL BE A PICTURE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 7:10, archived)
# haha, you grandma.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 7:08, archived)
# I get really pissed off when I see ads that try to be "down with the kids".
You can tell that it was done by a group of middle aged fucks that make quote mark gestures when they say "hip hop".
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 7:13, archived)
# HEY I DO THAT.
it's hard for me to singke that out. pretty much all marketing makes me puke.

*reminds self to go into the new diner down the street and tell them their menu, which is posted by the front door, is FULL of spelling errors*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 7:19, archived)
# And on that subject...
I'd be doing that all fucking day here....
Fried Crap anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 7:31, archived)
# deep fried crap for me, please.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 7:38, archived)
# lordy fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:54, archived)