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[challenge entry] rhyming slang
wank

sorry. you may threadjack now

From the New Cockney Rhyming Slang challenge. See all 331 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 11:35, archived)
# How long did it take you
too come up with that?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 11:38, archived)
# six months, actually
i'm just lucky i started so early
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 11:40, archived)
# You were
fortunate that it came up as a contest, all that time would have been wasted if not.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 11:44, archived)
# don't mind
if i do. i have decided i am going to steal a large amount of liquid nitrogen from the lab and freeze everything my flatmate owns, including his girlfriend. that'll learn 'im. second, zog, if you didn't see it clicky here
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 11:38, archived)
# take all his belongings
and superglue them to the ceiling. do it!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 11:39, archived)
# then freeze them?
i really want to freeze them.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 11:40, archived)
# how come
liquid nitrogen doesn't freeze?...if it's that cold...shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 11:45, archived)
# you can't get it cold enuff
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 11:54, archived)
# i love liquid nitrogen
though it did once cause me to nearly blow myself up
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 11:42, archived)
# mars
bars frozen with liquid nitrogen then smashed with a hammer are the nicest thing ever. after me anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 11:43, archived)
# I love
that your labs are so strict about what you take away :)
(Amerella, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 11:44, archived)
# we don't
have much fun stuff though. chemistry labs are the bollocks. mmmmmm...home made drugs.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 11:47, archived)
# Liquid nitrogen rocks. FACT
My mate and I almost finished making a liquid nitrogen potato cannon once.
(BadgerJuice, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 11:46, archived)
# i used to love
pouring it all over the floor and then pretending i was on top of the pops
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 11:49, archived)
# quick tip:
top of the pops + subtitles = poor man's karaoke.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 11:52, archived)
# Yeah,
I got caught doing that once...
Luckily I wasn't actually dancing at the time.
(BadgerJuice, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 11:53, archived)
# threadjack then..
Where's that gobshite Jboom :) ?
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 11:44, archived)