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# she's one of those inflatable clowns with sand in the bottom that people give to young children when they are training them to be attack juveniles.
and she has bendy straws for fingers. good.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 5:57, archived)
# My one of those was shaped like the phantom.
It taught me to attack people who wear purple spandex bodysuits.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 6:10, archived)
# Have you ever had to use this skill?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 6:11, archived)
# One day, BargeArse. One day soon.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 6:18, archived)
# ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!
*changes colour from purple spandex to red
*runs
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 6:26, archived)
# uh oh.
trust him.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 6:18, archived)
# Ha! Lame troll is lame.
Where's the styling in that, I ask you.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 6:21, archived)
# lame lame lame.
he could have at least said he was the second coming of robert pickton.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 6:27, archived)
# or Heath Ledger
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 6:28, archived)
# i'll guess that someone has made and posted an 'I AM LEDGER' poster by now.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 6:35, archived)
# He should have picked names from
the Jack The Ripper suspect list or some such.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 6:32, archived)
# gein and fish are still fun, though.
it's bundy that kills the list for me.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 6:37, archived)
# mine was a clown.
it was a hand-me-down from my older brother and sister and had a few cigarette holes in it that had been patched with duct tape. there was a piece of tape across his mouth to cover a hole so it looked like the clown was a kidnap victim, and that was the best part about the stupid toy.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 6:13, archived)
# I had a Hulk one RRRAARGHh *cough*
Marvel comics Hulk, not mustachioed wrestleytype.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 6:22, archived)
# someone should make them with portraits of political leaders, religious figureheads and the like on them.
they'd sell.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 6:26, archived)
# I'd buy a Kemal Atatürk.
And a Thai king or two.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 6:29, archived)
# i'd buy several hundred trudeaus and castros and film myself having orgies with them.
SEX ORGIES.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 6:34, archived)
# STOP KILLING BABIES!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 6:10, archived)
# i can't, i'm addicted.
at least i'm not fucking them.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 6:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 6:34, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 8:26, archived)