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# our burger, who art in heaven
hallowed be thy cheese.
thy pickles come,
thy patty be done,
on plain, as it is on sesame seed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:32, archived)
# haha!!
i did a little lol!
now i have to clean it up...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:33, archived)
# dirty boy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:34, archived)
# For thine is the relish,
The mayo and the ketchup
For ever and ever
You Got It!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:34, archived)
# hahahaha!
nice finish

EDIT: i'm lovin' it!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:34, archived)
# *high fives*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:35, archived)
# *returns*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Hail Mayo
Full of grease
The Lard is with thee
(chippy time travel agents, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:37, archived)
# pfff!
wmy didn't i thnk of that? oh yeah, i'm not catholic* ;)

*i'm an atheist
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:40, archived)
# Lettuce and bacon
on sourdough bread,
but don't give us tomato,
as we abhor tomato with lettuce.
And leave it not too long on the grill,
But deliver it medium-rare.

For thou art most juicy, fragrant, and tasty,
now and forever.

Nom nom.

(Edit: that took far too long to compose.)
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:42, archived)
# i'm naturally gifted
in the bullshit poetry area of the brain
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Bullshit poetry is the best poetry
Screw all that crap about dandelions and meadows.
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:47, archived)
# screw it hard.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:51, archived)