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[challenge entry] I cant wait!

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(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:24, archived)
# *click*
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:25, archived)
# I read that in the voice of Microsoft Sam.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:25, archived)
# GAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:32, archived)
# ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT THE FLAGSHIP ROBOTIC VOICE OF MICROSOFT IS A HOMOSEXUAL
RACIST
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:35, archived)
# I'M SAYING IT PRONOUNCES EACH A WITH THE A SOUND
SO GAAAAAAAY WOULD SOUND LIKE GAYAYAYAYAYAYAY
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:38, archived)
# YEAH I KINDA FIGURED THAT OUT AFTER I POSTED
I GET A BIT SLOW SOMETIMES, EITHER I HAVE TOO MANY OR TOO LITTLE CATS ON THE BRAIN.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:43, archived)
# EITHER IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH
CATABETES, IT'S CALLED.
YOUR PAWCREAS PRODUCES NOT ENOUGH DOGSULIN SO YOU CANNOT KEEP IT UNDER CONTROL.
INJECT YOURSELF WITH PUPPY URINE TWICE A DAY.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:45, archived)
# FFFFFFUUUUUCK
I MIGHT DIE
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:49, archived)
# DEATH BY KITTENS
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:52, archived)
# You think so?
My money is on them being the
slackers that they are and not
changing it until thursday eve.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:26, archived)
# *click*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:33, archived)
# A challenge is only as good as the entries people put in it
and this one seems to be full of entries moaning about the challenge, rather than people trying to put some effort into making something funny or good.

If I was Fraser, i would let the challenge run another week, just to say 'Fuck You' to everyone who complained.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:41, archived)
# I don't think anyone cares any more.
the image challenge is obviously on it's arse when all it requires is a blindfold, a dictionary and a toothpick to set it.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:49, archived)
# Oh yes,
we could solve all the worlds problems this way!

Problem 1: Fundimentalist Suicide Bomber Muslims..
Solution: Just get them to "put some effort" into christianity or another more passive religion!

Problemn 2: Vegetarian child will not eat steak..
Solution: Just "put some effort" into eating meat!

Problem 3:Rape victim crying in the shower...
Solution: She should have just "put some effort" into wanting to have sex with that man!

You should run for PM.
YOU'LL HAVE MY VOTE!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:55, archived)
# AND MY AXE
srsly though, Bob here has a point. A shit challenge post is a shit challenge post - whether it's shit because there's no effort, or shit because it's complaining about the challenge, or both. I just don't post anything for challenges I don't find to be any good, rather than moan about it. People moan here too much. Moan moan moan. I'm going to moan about moaning now, you bunch of moaners D:
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:58, archived)
# where would we be without criticism?
Nobody would feel good about themselves, because they would not be able to feel better than others.

On the other hand, no bady would feel bad about themselves as they had never been told something they did was crap.

We would all be like... "Meh."
Self improvement would become a thing of the past.

THINK OF THE FUTURE! NOT TO MENTION ALL THE CAREERS YOU COULD RUIN WITH THIS ATTITUDE OF YOURS! YOU SICK FUCK!!!*

*may be ranting and full of shit:)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 3:08, archived)
# Haha. CRITICISE THEM PYLONS! THEY'RE TOO WIRY! TOO MUCH ELECTRICS!
There were some good entries for this challenge, actually. And lots of naff ones. The challenges have been like that since I've been on here. IT'S PRACTICALLY TRADITION.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 3:12, archived)
# by "since I've been on here"
you mean the whole 6 months longer than me?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 3:31, archived)
# Why am I not in fucking bed?
I've been here, on and off the best part of b3ta's life. The image challenges, for all the time they have been running have not been like this. Yes, they have been shit in the past but that WAS down to the lack of effort/interest/talent. There are always the outstanding posters of course but for us mere mortals it is no longer WORTH the effort that some would have you make. Many of us have grown in talent yet don't bother with the challenge because we can't/won't do animation. Challenge comes down to random bloke being asked to judge the images, random bloke picks mutated monty ( quite rightly ) then the next best two moving images. There is no incentive for the people that believe in the challenge to make an effort when your images are swamped by crap because the challenge has no parameters and allows all the useless cunts to write text on a photo and post it as if they achieved something and random bloke can't be arsed to wade through a swamp of shite to spot a good still image/idea.
Give a brief and a set of goalposts, make a few rules and some ( more )people might make worthy images. I know it's not worthless 1000 but make it a competition, give away icons or something but make it so that there NEEDS to be effort.

Edit:// sorry, that's just a rant in the general direction of the ginger fuhrer and nothing to do with SPN. Just seemed an appropriate place to have a rant when finally off my tits on the good rum.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 3:54, archived)
# I know you can't see this because you think I'm a cunt,
but that is absolutely spot on.
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 4:00, archived)
# *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 4:34, archived)
# I'm not complaining
*looks slightly smug*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 3:08, archived)
# There's a limit to that logic.
I know that b3ta isn't really a business, but if I put out a product that people didn't like, I'd take their feedback on board and try to make it better.

I wouldn't keep selling it as a way of saying "fuck you" to my customers.

But yes, bitching is boring. I'm no saint but some people need to take responsibility for their own fun.

To be honest, I quite liked this challenge for the sole reason that hardly anyone bothered posting in it. The board has had a chance to breathe and get creative again, rather than another week of MOVIE POSTERS LOL.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 5:31, archived)