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# don't read his biography
it's very self indulgent and he makes outrageous claims about knives
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:44, archived)
# he also
accuses chestnuts of being lazy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:47, archived)
# well they are
making children knock them out of trees with sticks instead of just falling out like every other cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:48, archived)
# I know...
and that chapter where he claims to have trained shrews to wear shoes and play the blues is almost as unbelieveable as the one where he claims to have personally replaced the Royal family with one very large bee.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:49, archived)
# have you ever stood next to the "queen"
she buzzes.
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:51, archived)
# yes
that quite annoyed me, i was rather fond of the idea of being ruled by a giant bee
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:52, archived)
# they are not outrageous claims!
watch

*twirls*

OW, ME PINKIE!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:47, archived)