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# Getting bizzeee with the fizzeee
erm,

Meetings and boring stuff. I have another one in 4 minutes - means I have to get off my fat (yet shapely) arse and walk over to another building.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:27, archived)
# someone should buy you a sedan chair
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Top Idea!
*adds to year plan*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Condition of the promotion, eh?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:32, archived)
# Unless your arse has changed dramatically
It's bloody lovely. And I honestly mean that, you've got a cracking arse.

Do you wear jockeys? I found some ace ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Thank you :D
*lowers pantaloons*



I do

yes I know, any excuse
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:30, archived)
# MEAT
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:32, archived)
# 0_0
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:32, archived)
# Excellent
I may buy them then, if they'll send them to the UK.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:32, archived)
# I can't explain why
but when I first saw this pic I thought it was a goose
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Repressed childhood memories?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:40, archived)
# *honk*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:45, archived)
# I intend on slapping Dixon on the arse if I make it to a bash this summer
not in a sore way. In a nice way.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:31, archived)
# You won't be sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:32, archived)
# Oh fuck, I have to stand up now and leave the building.
*thinks of Anne Widdecombe felching Bernard Manning's incontinent arse*

ahh.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:32, archived)
# hahaha
I once thought about staring right up the arse of bernard manning, while trying to ward off the vinegar strokes. It worked a treat.

Edit: I realise that this message perhaps does not convey exactly what I meant, but I hope some will understand.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:34, archived)
# i'm surprised it didn't work too well and kill your
erection off completely
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:37, archived)
# it kind of did
I told her it was her fault.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:38, archived)
# What a gent!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:41, archived)
# If that doesn't convey exactly what you meant,
then I fear for what you actually meant to say.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:38, archived)
# I think it looks like I was imply that
I was warding of the vinegar strokes while imagining staring up Manning's arse, while what I really meant was that I was using the thought of Manning's arse as a dulling mechanism to ward off the money shot while engaging in a bit of horizontal jogging with a lady friend.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:40, archived)
# See now, the latter of the two is exactly what I thought you'd meant.
...and was wondering if indeed I had been mistaken. You've simply confirmed that we are of a like mind in this instance. I'll not trouble you further, good sir. Thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Oh, I'd go with shapely....
definately shapely....

oh yes....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:31, archived)
# *raises eyebrow*
Dude, at least go to the bathroom or something. *places cushion on JPG's lap*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:33, archived)
# I'm in my own office....
:)

*locks door*

No calls, please, Miss Smethers!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Mr Gruntfuttock, call of the wild on line two...
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Arf!
How are you today, my fine fellow?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:40, archived)
# I may actually survive the day
Despite my truck's attempts to the contrary.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:49, archived)