
erm,
Meetings and boring stuff. I have another one in 4 minutes - means I have to get off my fat (yet shapely) arse and walk over to another building.
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Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:27,
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Meetings and boring stuff. I have another one in 4 minutes - means I have to get off my fat (yet shapely) arse and walk over to another building.

It's bloody lovely. And I honestly mean that, you've got a cracking arse.
Do you wear jockeys? I found some ace ones.
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Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:29,
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Do you wear jockeys? I found some ace ones.

but when I first saw this pic I thought it was a goose
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Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:38,
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not in a sore way. In a nice way.
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Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:31,
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*thinks of Anne Widdecombe felching Bernard Manning's incontinent arse*
ahh.
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Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:32,
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ahh.

I once thought about staring right up the arse of bernard manning, while trying to ward off the vinegar strokes. It worked a treat.
Edit: I realise that this message perhaps does not convey exactly what I meant, but I hope some will understand.
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Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:34,
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Edit: I realise that this message perhaps does not convey exactly what I meant, but I hope some will understand.

erection off completely
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Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:37,
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then I fear for what you actually meant to say.
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Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:38,
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I was warding of the vinegar strokes while imagining staring up Manning's arse, while what I really meant was that I was using the thought of Manning's arse as a dulling mechanism to ward off the money shot while engaging in a bit of horizontal jogging with a lady friend.
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Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:40,
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...and was wondering if indeed I had been mistaken. You've simply confirmed that we are of a like mind in this instance. I'll not trouble you further, good sir. Thank you!
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Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:47,
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Dude, at least go to the bathroom or something. *places cushion on JPG's lap*
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