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# it's a question posed here at the office, best answer wins a bottle of wine


edit: because I completely agree with you
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 19:23, archived)
# pssssh ! i bet it's really for you !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 19:24, archived)
# yeah, I luuuuuuuuuuurve the cock
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 19:26, archived)
# ah that makes me feel a bit better
because i wasn't gonna write this otherwise:

if they've taken a year to decide then they're not happy in the relationship, if they've taken a year to tell you, they're not happy in the relationship. If you say yes, you're gonna get fucked off and the relationship will end, if you say no, they're gonna get fucked off and the relationship will end.


now if the question had been relationship, 1 year, proposes a threesome, then it's slightly different as at least they're trying to include you (although i can still see it going tits up)
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 19:26, archived)
# hahaha, there's my bottle of wine answer. Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 19:28, archived)
# if a threesome comes on the table
or even on the bed, never invite a friend to join in, always get the mrs to pick someone up instead that neither of you know.
Stops any wierdness after.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 8 Feb 2008, 19:28, archived)
# well that goes without saying
although if it's already come on the table it's a bit late to be thinking about who you picked ;)
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 19:29, archived)
# threesomes are far too much effort
there's so many legs! far far too many legs...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 19:30, archived)
# Those are three-legged races you are thinking of.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 19:33, archived)
# you should try a four legged race one day
poor sap in the middle's got no control over his legs (or his arms if you're really evil)
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 19:35, archived)