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[challenge entry] *throws his clam into the ring*

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(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 4:14, archived)
# WE'RE LOOSER THAN CLAMS.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 4:15, archived)
# SPEAK FOR YOURSELF, I DID MY KEGELS.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 4:18, archived)
# THE LEGENDARY LIQUID MOAMO!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 4:21, archived)
# bullfuckingshitfuck.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 4:26, archived)
# That clam needs a beard.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 4:16, archived)
# 'tis a porn clam, so freshly shaved.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 4:19, archived)
# As smooth as an iguana.
And with that, I go.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 4:20, archived)
# The Fish needs a bike
The Fish needs a bike
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 4:24, archived)
# i like this.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 4:19, archived)
# thanks.
it is a badge, i guess.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 4:21, archived)
# OR AS YOUR PEOPLE CALL IT, A BUTTON.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 4:21, archived)
# my people have no words for this travesty.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 4:24, archived)
# What is thing your people call 'love'?
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 4:24, archived)
# CHECK THE FICTION SECTION.
OR COMMERCE.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 4:27, archived)
# HATE, WITH A THIN CANDY COATING.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 4:30, archived)
# ACCORDING TO CHAKA DIMAS AND PLIERS, IT IS LIKE STRIKING GOLD OR CATCHING A BIG FISH.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 4:40, archived)
# DANCEHALL KNOWS NOTHING OF LOVE.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 4:42, archived)
# THEY WEREN'T DANCEHALL, THEY WERE SHITPOP.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 4:43, archived)
# CROSSOVER.
AND IT'S 'DEMUS', DUMBASS.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 4:48, archived)
# FEEEEESH?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 4:43, archived)
# RAGS. IN A BIN. CLOSED WITH BRICKS.
COVERED IN SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 4:46, archived)
# INTERESTING TRUE FACT:
WHILE I INVETIGATED, MY BROTHER WAS ACROSS TOWN HAVING CONVULSIONS AND IS CURRENTLY GETTING BRAINSCANS.

OH HOW I LAUGH
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 4:49, archived)
# FUCK
evil_twin will be having surgery again soon. Not a funtime. I hope your brother's ok.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 4:50, archived)
# He's fine, just a bit shaky. It was his first day in ten years without any booze, I think it was a bit of a shock to his system.
His tounge got a bit chewed though.

edit: and I hope evil_twin is also ok.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 4:52, archived)
# ouch.
best to e_t.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 5:19, archived)
# that happened to my cousin in Melbourne in December.
 
IT WAS A TUMOUR BUT THEY CUT IT OUT OF HER HEAD
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 4:54, archived)
# THIS IS A GOOD THING TO DO WITH TUMOURS.
We were kinda worried that he'd had a stroke, but the branscans say otherwise. He's still a bit unsure about where (and who) he is, but the doctors say he'll be fine in a couple of days.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 4:56, archived)
# crikey.
 
AT LEAST IT WASN'T A STINGRAY
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 5:04, archived)
# send him the pic of the pic you posted last night.
maybe tremorhead can decipher it.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 5:18, archived)
# DO YOU HAVE CHANGE FOR A FIFTY?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 4:49, archived)
# *adds chicken stock and minced onions*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 4:22, archived)
# travolta with onions?
madness, i say.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 4:26, archived)
# Well, we missed the chance and he grew up.
Still, with a longer stewing time, he'll serve up fine.
Braised leg of hamactor, clams to garnish.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 4:30, archived)
# i bet he carries clams with him everywhere, secretly hidden under his flappy mantits.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 4:35, archived)
# WE JUST NEED TO KILL THEM INSIDE, SO THAT THEY'LL OPEN UP.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 4:39, archived)
# i approve of this plan.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 4:42, archived)
# INSTEAD OF PEARLS:
SHITRAGS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 4:48, archived)
# INSTEAD OF EYES: BRICKS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 4:50, archived)
# OK.
BUT I AM NOT TRACINGREDRAWING THE PIC.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 4:51, archived)