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# she looks like the real thing

I have to get this damn song out of my head.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 4:24, archived)
# AAU
Blue is nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 4:24, archived)
# She looks like
she is trying to get something out of her head as well . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 4:35, archived)
# OK NOW WE ALL NEED TO CONGRATULATE EACH OTHER.
SHARE YOUR WEEKLY VICTORIES SO WE MAY SALUTE ONE ANOTHER.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 4:55, archived)
# FOR THE RECORD, I SALUTE YOU ALL, B3TA.COM.
WELL DONE INDEED.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 4:56, archived)
# I THINK I MIGHT DO A SHIT.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 5:00, archived)
# WELL I DON'T LIKE TO BLOW MY OWN TRUMPET
BUT I HAVE NO PROBLEM TURNING MY ATTENTION TO YOU, GRONKPAN
YOU GO FROM STRENGTH TO STRENGTH MY FRIEND. JUST WHEN I THOUGHT I'D SEEN EVERYTHING, YOU BRING US:
ROCKS ON TRASH CANS, THE THICK SMELL OF DEATH, JOHNNY HOMELESS, AND YES, SHITRAGS
I KNOW I'M NOT ALONE IN FEELING A REAL SENSE OF GRATITUDE, AND I THINK I SPEAK FOR US ALL WHEN I SAY:
GRONKPAN, THANK YOU! ANOTHER GLORIOUS WEEK. IT'S AN HONOUR TO PINKY-SHIFT WITH YOU SIR!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 5:03, archived)
# THEY WERE BRICKS.
 
SEE HOW THE LEGEND GROWS IN THE TELLING!
WHEN I AM OLD I SHALL REGALE STRANGE CHILDREN WITH THESE WONDROUS TALES
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 5:04, archived)
# THEY WERE IMMOVABLE BOULDERS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 5:10, archived)
# YES. KEEP BLOWING GRONKPAN'S TRUMPET.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 5:16, archived)
# I SHALL NEVER CEASE
EXCEPT MAYBE TO WIPE MY LIPS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 5:50, archived)
# THIS IS A VERY SUCCESSFUL POST.
CONGRATULATIONS, MOFAHA. I SALUTE YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 5:30, archived)
# SPEAKING OF WHICH, I MIGHT GO HOME EARLY NOW.
I SHALL SEE YOU ALL SOON.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 5:40, archived)
# NOT IF WE SEE YOU FIRST... HANG ON...
THAT IS A VERY UNLIKELY SCENARIO GIVEN THE WAY THE INTERBUTTS WORKS.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 5:42, archived)
# OK I'M HOME NOW
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 6:10, archived)
# WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T DO THIS
www.asylum.com/2007/12/28/drunk-girls-of-myspace-bucket-lesson-2/
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 6:14, archived)
# I KINDA FEEL LIKE IT, TO BE HONEST
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 6:22, archived)
# WHOA
www.asylum.com/2007/12/28/drunk-girls-of-myspace-ahhhhh/
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 7:17, archived)
# SHITRAG UPDATE:
I FINALLY SORTED OUT MY PHONE, HERE IS A PICTURE:

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 6:20, archived)
# HERE'S A CLOSE-UP:
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 6:26, archived)
# AHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK NO TAKE THEM AWAY
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 6:29, archived)
# THE BAG HAS AN INSTRUCTION. I FOLLOWED IT, AND DID IN FACT GO GREEN.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 6:31, archived)
# A HISTORICAL MOMENT!
WELL DONE FOR BRAVING THE STENCH.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 6:29, archived)
# Hmm.
I compressed this one harder than the last one, but the filesize has turned out bigger.

Now I've tried to re-do it, and photoshop is telling me that it's 26KB, yet when I upload it it's still 62KB.

Oh well, it's a small price to pay for such awesome shitraggery.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 6:30, archived)
# SERIOUSLY IS ALL THAT BROWN STUFF SHIT
OH FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 6:46, archived)
# THERE MAY HAVE BEEN OTHER THINGS
I CHOSE TO END MY INVETIGATION ONCE I HAD THE PICTURE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 6:48, archived)
# holy fucking hell.
i can smell them now. ick.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 6:57, archived)
# GO GREEN
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 6:59, archived)
# new image challenge: use gronkpan's pics above to make passerby vomit.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 7:07, archived)
# I think the best word to describe how I feel after this event is "galvanised".
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 7:16, archived)
# as much as i like moustaches, i'd like to see the shitrag challenge.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 7:20, archived)
# oh my god god.
also i don't know the story behind the whole shitrags thing either. where you just walking around and you saw all these shitrags?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 7:07, archived)
# There was a bin on the vacant block near my house
that (after a couple of hot days) had really begun to stink of dead people. It had bricks on top of it and I thought it might have a dead homeless guy in it.

I went to investigate, by pushing the bin over with a stick.

The bin contained: Shitrags.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 7:10, archived)
# that is so spooky.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 7:12, archived)
# Also: On wednesday the shitrags had been cleaned up, and I saw a panicked looking homeless guy scrabbling around in there.
I think the shitrags belonged to him.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 7:20, archived)
# i can't imagine or just don't want to imagine what he was going to do with them once he found them.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 7:23, archived)
# he was going to paint the town brown.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 7:33, archived)
# ALSO:
I just received this via email
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 5:09, archived)
# THIS WILL HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL I AM AT HOME.
I SHALL LISTEN AND REJOICE, MOFAHA. YES I WILL.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 5:39, archived)
# THE PLEASURE IS ALL OURS, MY DEAR PROFESSOR.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 6:35, archived)
# TOP HOLE THEN, OLD CHAP!
MY WEEK HAS NOT YET PASSED SO I MUST AWAIT TO
SEE IF I AM BLESSED WITH A VICTORY OF SOME KIND.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 5:11, archived)
# YOU MADE IT THIS FAR
GIVE YOURSELF A PAT ON THE BACK FOR JUST BEING YOU
WE'RE ALL WINNERS!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 5:11, archived)
# FUTURE WINNERS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 5:31, archived)
# Hahah
I thought that as soon as I posted it
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 5:33, archived)
# MY VICTORY WAS PLAYING A ROCK AND ROLL CONCERT FOR FIVE PEOPLE AND RECORDING A HALF AN HOUR OF MY YODELING.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 5:19, archived)
# THE SUCCESS OF A YODEL IS ALWAYS A SWEET ONE.
CONGRATULATIONS.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 5:33, archived)
# oooooooooooo aaaaah ha aaaaaaaaaaaaaa oooooo eeee odel eee odel eeeeeeeeee aaaa ooh.
that was me yodeling.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 5:35, archived)
# YOU SOUND LIKE BECK WHEN YOU YODEL.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 5:38, archived)
# I must say I am enjoying the Beercan single I picked up on Monday.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 5:44, archived)
# Another victory!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 5:53, archived)
# LOL JESUS
www.asylum.com/gallery/ink-that-stinks/481203/
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 6:11, archived)
# Ahhhahahaha!
www.asylum.com/gallery/ink-that-stinks/481201/
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 6:28, archived)
# indeed.
 
I'm still wondering why somebody would get a chair tattoo.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 6:29, archived)
# i really don't know what beck's yodeling sounds like.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 5:50, archived)
# Exactly like yours. Listen:
oooooooooooo aaaaah ha aaaaaaaaaaaaaa oooooo eeee odel eee odel eeeeeeeeee aaaa ooh.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 5:51, archived)
# she's actual size (but she seems much bigger to me).
love the eyes!

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 5:02, archived)
# Ho ho!
Good 'Ning/possibly evening for you! I am vectoring! How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Fri 22 Feb 2008, 5:55, archived)
# fantastically well.
 
I did have intentions of staying back to do some work but I really can't be arsed.
Home beckons.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 6:57, archived)
# yeah
just like that
(derff, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 6:28, archived)
# WHAT SONG? IS IT AQUALUNG?
I LIKE FLUTEMUSIC. NICE PIC THERE MR.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 7:06, archived)