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# I HAVE USED MY 12G THIS MONTH SO I AM ON FUCKING DIAL UP SPEED
THIS MAKES ME WANT TO FUCK TELSTRA IN THE FACE.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 3:24, archived)
# Why not just buy a better connection?
Hello from Ireland, what's the weather like over there? (Just to sicken me)
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 3:27, archived)
# Here's what Sydney looks like right now
www.b3ta.com/board/8091858
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 3:33, archived)
# SPIDER WANT SUN!!! :((((((((
I'm moving over for a year, hopefully by november.

I can't bloody wait to see your country, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 3:44, archived)
# NOTHING TO SEE HERE!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 3:54, archived)
# *attempts to jump into picture*
*Crashes into monitor*
*falls, is hurt/confused*
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 4:16, archived)
# I just noticed the dark patch in the clouds that looks like a cock and balls
and must say that it is 100% unshopped.
Is this a sign I spend way too much time here!?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 10:00, archived)
# IT'S YOUR OWN FAULT FOR USING TELSTRA.
JUST BE GRATEFUL THAT THEY THROTTLE YOUR SPEEDS THESE DAYS.

THEY USED TO KEEP IT AT THE SAME SPEED, BUT CHARGE $1 PER MEGABYTE THAT YOU WENT OVER THE LIMIT.

DOWNLOADING MOVIES.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 3:31, archived)
# THEY TRIED THAT WITH ME TOO ON MY FIRST MONTH WITH THEM.
THEY GAVE ME AN $1100.00 BILL.
I FILLED OUT FORMS AND COMPLAINED ALOT ALONG WITH POINTING OUT THAT THIS WAS THE PACKAGE THEY TOLD ME WOULD "BEST SUIT MY NEEDS" AND THAT IT IS NOT A GOOD WAY TO TREAT A NEW CLIENT.
I WON MY CASE AND GOT A CREDIT.
MENTIONING THE TELECOMMUNICATIONS OMBUDSMAN AND THEIR RECENT BAD PRESS AT THE TIME HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH MY MINOR VICTORY I AM SURE.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 3:37, archived)
# I got charged 6 disconnection fees on the same bill, about 10 years ago. They were $60 each.
Every time they said they'd send out an amended bill, they just sent another angry letter instead.

Being fresh out of high school and not wanting to get a history with baycorp, I wound up paying it.

Can't say I've used them since.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 3:46, archived)
# THANKS TO MY EX
BAYCORP AND I ARE ON FIRST NAME BASIS.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 3:51, archived)
# 12 gigs a month?
fuck, I can do that in a day!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 3:36, archived)
# I can ejaculate in under 40 seconds by my own hand so I do not need that much porn.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 3:39, archived)
# either that's a curse or a talent
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 3:41, archived)
# pure talent
I AM FUCKING GOOD!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 3:47, archived)
# is "good" the name of your left or right hand?
/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 3:57, archived)
# both.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 4:06, archived)