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# Hey Rapitinui
You're not much fun. You forgot to send me the really ugly one of me but I saw it on K3rry's page.
(Ittybittykitty, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 2:15, archived)
# *grabs rubber mallet and chases you off the jetty into the gaping jaws of Godzilla*
:-D
(Snoop, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 2:17, archived)
# topical but crap repost:
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 2:20, archived)
# *sighs*
I'm gonna need a taller jetty :-)
(Snoop, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 2:22, archived)
# Do you find jetties
at airporties?
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 2:39, archived)
# *sighs*
Go home .. we don't sever your type herre :-)
(Snoop, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 2:44, archived)
# HEY MARTIN!
I'm beatin ur post count by 24!!

HA HA!

SUCK IT DOWN!

*runs and hides*
(Snoop, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 2:29, archived)
# How's the
fp count?

/evil grin
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 2:42, archived)
# *slowly raises middle finger and sneers*
Yeah a'ite you got me there .. :-)
(Snoop, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 2:44, archived)
# I'll jack this for a minute
just to say thanks to everyone who explained their usernames. The thread is still open, but I've got more than enough to open the site with. I'll post it when the back-end's finished (ooh-eer)

*return=(thread_)*

*edit* don't worry if you miss the thread, the site wil allow you to add and edit entries*/edit*
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 2:19, archived)
# I think I missed something ..
.. can someone lend me a roadmap?? :-(
(Snoop, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 2:20, archived)
# careful what you say about ever-extending
www.b3ta.com/board/755119

Just realised that's been archived into perpetuity.
It's nice though.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 2:26, archived)
# I've been thinking about that
contributed once or twice, then lost the thread, that's why I feel the need to spam this three or four times over 24 hours, get it over with. I wouldn't bother, as the site will take care of itself, but it seems popular
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 2:31, archived)
# oh, Fnordo
did you see the discussion of your name in that thread, it spilled over, and has inspired many people to pick up a book. Good work.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 2:36, archived)
# it's a good idea.
There will be a lot of interesting backstories like sand goblins, and some you've always wondered but never dared ask, like shaolin bukakke ;) Actually he's explained his once.
You've got mine, basically I had used Fnord when I got so fed up trying to sign up with a username for something using a tv remote control and an onscreen keyboard but this thing already had millions of internet accounts so every name i came up with was taken until I tried Fnord.
I used it ever since.
The Professorship came here www.b3ta.com/board/3/8/6/4/6/8 and I liked it so much the whim still hasn't escaped me.
This current name of course is just an experiment with making images in the username.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 2:38, archived)
# note how we've more than doubled the number of posts
in the last 4 months
It is of course a very apt name for me and not just some random moniker i picked... :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 2:40, archived)
# I'd like to have it in your own words
but you can wait for that I suppose. Today has tought me to know people well, because a change in username changes everthing in the spaz, so I have to keep current to know what's gone on in the past (ouch)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 2:42, archived)
# and...
you should have seen how many 100% kittens there were at one time today (or you may have been one of them (ouch x 2)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 2:44, archived)
# I must've missed it ..
.. cuz I live in Oz and miss all goodies on board :-(
(Snoop, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 2:47, archived)
# i like the increased kittenage
It was long long ago before Cal changed the board (been a few changes since) you could all simultaneously have exactly the same name and so I suggested for one day everyone change their name to the same username (this was before we had had any 'name change days')
I envisioned a total blanket set of Fnords or something else and every message, every frontpage would all look like this one person gone hyper schitzo and there's be ages and pages of conversations all with the same username on every message.
The next day when ppl changed back you'd have been able to go and see exactly what was going on, but for that day, even for a few hours it would have been delightful chaos.

Not enough people shared my dream though, but I did get lots of ppl to change their name to celebrate the release of Blode 4. This was when apostophes and spaces would mess up the usernames though and lots of people got stranded (including me for a month).
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 2:56, archived)
# hence
the woman with her hands up? I did wonder, but only lurked intermittently at the time
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 3:00, archived)
# oh, and
"a blanket of Fnords" is one of the most frightening phrases in the English language.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 3:02, archived)
# Yeah
I made Ann Onnymouse and started posting a lot more than I had been and I was getting loads of frontpages. Never got my name sorted though until pep came along one day.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 3:09, archived)
# I found 'fnord'
in the makefile for netatalk-1.6.0 the other week, and thought that's where you got it from!

Code snippet:

if (dlsym (self,"fnord")) status = $lt_dlno_uscore;
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:45, archived)
# I just posted ..
.. hope I made it in :-)
(Snoop, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 2:27, archived)
# you did
you're in, and I may stop taking orders now
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 2:34, archived)
# no no!
I want large fries also!
(Snoop, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 2:45, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 2:21, archived)
# WTH?
Jack spool?
Tool cotton?
(Snoop, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 2:23, archived)
# Thread
Lawnmower.

Dumbass.
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 2:24, archived)
# Bugger ...
*grabs as many threads as he can and stuffs them in his bottom drawer to prevent the incuration of the wrath of Martin's Evil Mower*
(Snoop, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 2:28, archived)
# ?
I'ma confused.
(Kalmazoo702, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 7:26, archived)
# Where's the thread?
I was 14, I needed a user name. I was slightly drunk, needed a name in counter-strike, chose EverStoned. Started coding, photoshopping, it stuck.

Tada.
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 2:21, archived)
# Not taking much trouble
to conceal your identity..
as I said, wasting threads can be funny, but even when the board's going slow it can jibe with some.
Why oh why not reply in the same thread and keep our blithering compact?

edit: people do take the opportunity to jack an otherwise uninteresting thread, as above

much later edit: there I am bitching about your threadwastes and look at the toss above!
hehehehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 2:20, archived)
# *screams*
THREAD JACKER!!! ;-)
(Snoop, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 2:24, archived)
# ...
(waits for oxygen masks to descend from ceiling)
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 2:28, archived)
# ...
(tries to figure out how to wear O2 mask while smoking joint)
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 2:31, archived)
# ROFL!
Um, sorry .. can't help you there .. :-)

I could suggest stop smoking joint, but I know that's a ridiculous suggestion so I'll go home now :-)
(Snoop, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 2:46, archived)
# Make a hole in the mask
or several, even better..!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 3:34, archived)