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# silly Killerkitti, bears do not play dead, that is possums
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:44, archived)
# You'll scare off any bear
with your nipples alone.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:49, archived)
# and THAT is why i am a pirate!
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:52, archived)
# But...but...
if a bear find you, supposedly, you're 'sposed to play dead. *shrugs* I dunno if it's true or not.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:49, archived)
# nooooo
you're to make yourself as big as possible and back away slowly
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Oh...
what animal are you supposed to play dead in front of, so it leaves you alone, then?
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:55, archived)
# the rabbit
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:58, archived)
# Ooooh.
Ooops.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:00, archived)
# no, you're supposed to summon your demon familiar to eviscerate them
that goes for bratty children also
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:55, archived)