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# I didn't see :P
I went to dad's today, and we were going out on his boat, but I didn't want to.
So I stayed home and watched Frasier, and when they were on the boat THEY SAW DOLPHINS
AND I MISSED IT.

And by 'saw dolphins' I mean 'witnessed three dolphins swim next to, around and under the boat'
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:47, archived)
#
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:49, archived)
# Coooooooool
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:51, archived)
# I hate boats.
xp
But dolphins? That's cool, right? I don't know how I feel about dolphins, actually. I liked the dolphins in Hitchhiker's Guide, though. :D
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:52, archived)
# Would you not be thrilled if three dolphins swam over to play?
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:53, archived)
# Probably.
I never seen real dolphins before, though.

Eeew I bet they're sliiimy. x]
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:55, archived)
# They taste nice....
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:57, archived)
# Hahah don't go there!
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:57, archived)
# What?
They do taste nice!
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:58, archived)
# I'm not sure Kk will agree.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:00, archived)
# Oh sorry,
I didnt mean to upset your gf LOLZORDS! ;)
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:02, archived)
# That's hilarious.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:03, archived)
# I'm only messing with ya Clan boy.
I didnt mean to upset you :(
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:06, archived)
# but she's a veggie
therefore her opinion on what tastes nice is null and void
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:15, archived)
# I was saying that she'd disagree with eating it in the first place
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:15, archived)
# yeh well
my above point still stands

i like my fish (and marine mammals) to taste like fish anyway, so don't enjoy tuna, shark, swordfish or dolphin as much as mackerel, plaice, cod and scampi
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:20, archived)
# I like tuna and Salmon equally.
Mackerel is a clear winner though.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:24, archived)
# May cat would agree with you there
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:00, archived)
# Neither have I.
Why would they be slimy?
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:57, archived)
# I don't know
but they look a bit slimy...or maybe that's just my imagination...
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:00, archived)
# They're wet.
Because they're covered in water.
When you're in the shower, are you slimy?
My sister is because she's usually covered in three weeks worth of grime, but that's not the point.
You're just wet, and dolphins ARE mammals, so..?
It's like calling a snake slimy. They're just not.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:02, archived)
# But they're shiiny
and hairless. So they look slimy. I am not shiny. Or hairless.

Snaxe r deadly. Also, scary. x]
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:04, archived)
# Even mine?

She's lovely!
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:05, archived)
# that is a lovely creature
she looks happy.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:09, archived)
# She's wonderful.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:10, archived)
# But...
very big. And could strangle stuffs? Scary. But cute face. ^^
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:09, archived)
# She's not very big at all :)

See?
She just tends to rest on your collar rather than grip your throat.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:11, archived)
# you look like a fremen
in that pic
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:13, archived)
# Oh...
You're right...

:]
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:13, archived)
# She's pretty fluffy for a scaled creature.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:15, archived)
# Fluffy?
like nice, or she's actually fluffy?
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:17, archived)
# NICE
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:19, archived)
# Ah.
Going to do washing up now. :[
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:21, archived)
# Hahah FIAL
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:26, archived)
# not as much
as someone who leaves plates rotting for three weeks. now that is fail
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:36, archived)
# uh OH
The honeymoon's over!
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:05, archived)
# We're just friends!
For fuck's sake!
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:07, archived)
# YOU JUST SHOWED HER YOUR SNAKE
LOLFREUD
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:09, archived)
# It's not quite the same thing.
My penis has no scales.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:12, archived)
# Thats not what I heard...
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:14, archived)
#




It does.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:15, archived)
# LIES
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:16, archived)
# And before you say it,
I don't think "Penis" and "Lice" should come into the same conversation.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:17, archived)
# Hahahah
prolly not.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:19, archived)
# HAHAURRRR
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:20, archived)
# HAUHAURRRR
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:40, archived)
# GET OUT OF THE HOUSE BOY!
ENJOY A BIT OF NATURE
IT WILL DO YOU GOOD!
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:54, archived)
# But I couldn't find my wetsuit either.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:56, archived)
# you don't need a wetsuit on a boat
i didn't even wear one when i was in a kayak on a river i was almost certain to swim on (and i did)
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:58, archived)
# HA.
You'd fucking need one on dad's boat:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PpUDTZfWY0
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:03, archived)
# a dry suit'd serve you much better on one of them
WUSS
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:06, archived)
# I don't have one.
But wetsuits are fun :D
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:08, archived)
# no they're not
especially when it's a club one and you don't know who the last person to piss in it was.

prefer my kag and my bro's salopets to a wetsuit any day. also have less effect on my sperm count
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:12, archived)
# I have my own wetsuit
And it "fits well"
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:18, archived)
# these kids nowdays
they just need to HARDEN THE FUCK UP!
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:03, archived)
# Watch the video I linked cs192 to.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:04, archived)
# RUN AROUND NAKED!
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:57, archived)