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The island Of Goat,SE Pacific
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Sun 24 Feb 2008, 15:12, archived)
# Wow, that sounds interesting.
I want to go to Machu Piccu, but I'm scared of heights.

Edit: I've had to give up on Dita for a bit because my processor's getting all hot and flustered.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 15:14, archived)
# its not like you can just fall over the edge.
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Sun 24 Feb 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Not the point.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 15:16, archived)
# yeh,it is :D
otherwise if you went paddling in the sea you'd think about how if you 'fell' its about 2 miles to the bottom...
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Sun 24 Feb 2008, 15:21, archived)
# I wouldn't do that.
I'm a shit swimmer. I float, so I don't really *need* to swim, but still- open ocean not a good plan.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 15:22, archived)
# how far out to sea do you go paddling?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 15:23, archived)
# :D this is a point.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 15:23, archived)
# no, this is a point
*points*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 15:24, archived)
# Dirty.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 15:25, archived)
# and i made this point with the help of SCIENCE™
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 15:28, archived)
# o ffs
shore is sloped,is it not?
sea bed is flat,is it not?
:D
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Sun 24 Feb 2008, 15:24, archived)
# shore is sloped a little, yes... gentle incline for a few miles or whatever out to the continental shelf
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 15:27, archived)
# its actually quite steep.
and the basic analogy still stands.
i want a cigarette.
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Sun 24 Feb 2008, 15:29, archived)
# I find
it's not falling that freaks me out, but the urge to jump.
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Noes!
Dita is fab
(Goatse not a comedy account, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 15:18, archived)
# Processor doesn't care.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 15:19, archived)
# save, close, exit. reopen. undo history cleared, processor happy again.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 15:24, archived)
# Hard to do when it BSODs every two secs.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 15:26, archived)
# hee, i'm wearing my BSOD tshirt
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 15:29, archived)
# I've wanted one of them for fucking ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 15:31, archived)
# give it a nice cuppa.
i'm having a cuppa. and a fresh muffin what i baked this morning.

nyom nyom nyom.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 15:19, archived)
# I'm having coffee and spliff.
SUPRISE SUPRISE.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 15:20, archived)
# mmmm, these muffins
nyom nyom nyom

pssst, it's surprise
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Bollocks.
I'm not hungry. I had an apple earlier and I'm still stuffed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 15:23, archived)
# I'm still working on my Amy Winehouse zombie
I'm getting fed up because her face refused to look right.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 15:32, archived)
# was that before you started?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 15:38, archived)
# It's a 3d model unfortunately
which means I actually have to MAKE her face.

Damn her with her stupid horse face.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 15:41, archived)
# pff
horse face ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Bots-wana
And she couldn't work out why I did a big Sid James chuckle
(I helped save b3ta! acab, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 15:19, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 15:19, archived)