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# Because
I can not go somewhere else. I have no modes of transportation. Also I don't have the right to make my own decisions or something. I'd rather stay here.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:32, archived)
# my parents stopped making me do things when I turned seventeen, pretty much.
it was a whole new freedom to be lazy.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:38, archived)
# Lucky.
That's a whole 2 years for me though. And mum will still probably force me to dine with her godloving weirdo friends.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:39, archived)
# no way are you fifteen!
also: godloving? ew. I have a casual respect for the dude. That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:41, archived)
# I am too :P
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:42, archived)
# you're not allowed to be this witty this young!
What? WHAT?

anyway, me go nap now for me am unwells. :(

bye ClanSoul, bye Killerkitti!

*hugs and kisses*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:47, archived)
# Awright.
Feel better!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:48, archived)
# Aww I hope you're better soon :)
Goodbye unwell person!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:51, archived)
# I am.
:]

Also, yeah. Like...make you pray and stuff. And only really talk about religion. I may bring up satanism and devil worshipping for a laugh.
"I just have to say a prayer before I eat. O Satan in hell, my lord and ruler, bless my food WITH EVIL before I eat. Amen"
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:45, archived)
# Make it subtle.
Cough every time they say the word "God".
Use the word "horn" a few times.
Compliment them on their knives, and ask them about things they might disagree with.
That kind of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:48, archived)
# "so, gay people."
AARGH TOM GO TO SLEEP FFS STOP YOUR CRAZY B3TA ADDICTION
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:49, archived)
# Hahah
You needs your rest to get better!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:51, archived)
# It has this effect on me too.
It's worse when Kk is around, too.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:53, archived)
# Hey!
S'not my fault. xp
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:57, archived)
# It is, you always give me something to reply to!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:58, archived)
# I'm sorrry.
*shuffles feet* *looks at floor*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:06, archived)
# How many times do I need to tell you to not be sorry!?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:09, archived)
# Obviously once more.
;D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:11, archived)
# Don't be sorry!!
^.^
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:13, archived)
# Hahahah
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:14, archived)
# *big grin*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:16, archived)
# *glee face*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:19, archived)
# Squee! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:20, archived)
# Aw
^.^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:27, archived)
# Hahahah
But I must ask:
Why would I compliment them on their knives? x]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:50, archived)
# Y'know, sacrificial blades? That kind of thing?
"Ooh those are lovely sharp knives you have there. I love sharp things.."
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:53, archived)
# Ahahahah
I am going to do that.
"I bet that one could cut through bone real lovely and quick. Mind if take a look at it?"
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:55, archived)
# Yes! :D
My Gran had a knife she called the devil knife because it was so sharp :P
In fact, tell them
"My friend's Gran had a really sharp knife called the 'Devil knife'. I loved using that knife. She's dead now, though..."
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:57, archived)
# Hahahahah
I'm going to!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:05, archived)
# Good :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:11, archived)
# This just in:
We also have to stop at my aunt's house. I will kill myself with their kitchen knives.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:16, archived)
# If you kill yourself,
I will kill you.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:22, archived)
# But if I kill myself
aren't I already dead?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:23, archived)
# That's not the point.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:24, archived)
# Oh...
then I'm missing the point. xp
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:25, archived)
# will you all pleeeeeeeeeeease
STOP TALKING ALL THE WAY OVER HERE
ITS ANNOYING AND ITS MAKING YOU SMELL OF ONIONS!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:43, archived)
# Seeing as most religious types in America think atheism is satanism and murderous anyway
that's unlikely to catch them unawares. What you'd really need to do is wait for the question of morality to come up.
Then say: "Even ignoring the shaky ground of validility and taking the bible in its own context, morality and sins are dubious to say the least.
Given that god himself is omniscent and all knowing, past, future and present; that makes all philosophical insight to the acts of Adam and Eve redundant.
As the very act of placing the tree in the garden of Eden and informing the two of its presence, would be with the very intention of making Adam and Eve taste the fruit.
As such, god's foresight discards any morality or ethical system; as his very actions have been the cause for all sin, immorality and wrong doings."

Then take a sip of drink and ask if you can use the bathroom.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:09, archived)
# Hahahah!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:10, archived)
# Perhaps refer them to the Bill Hicks sketch about the 'prankster God'
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:11, archived)
# Hahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:13, archived)
# Alternatively you say that you keep the good book with you at all times
Then get out a pocket Oxford English Dictionary.

Oh how many times i've used that one.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:21, archived)
# haha!
Do it. People with too much God in their lives are liable to be supremely irritating.

talk to you later ^^
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:48, archived)
# My Grandma is a Johovah's Witness.
She takes any opportunity to try and convert me.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:55, archived)