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# fat bugger.
now fast for 3 weeks and post your angst on the interwebs ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:20, archived)
# You are the cream of all cunts.
I love you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:21, archived)
# If I wasn't do tired
I'd shop a can of Cambell's Cream of Cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:23, archived)
# aww
you made me all moist. I love you too Cap'n and have no true wish to read of you starving.
Fill up girl. I'll love you even when you get huge. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:27, archived)
# :D I've lost 4 lb since Wednesday.
Secretly I think my tummy wants me to marry you and have your vile little cockspawns.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:29, archived)
# And so phase one is complete.
now, world domination. After pizza.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:41, archived)
# Know any good tricks for induced vomiting?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:21, archived)
# down a pint of saltwater as fast as you can.
If that doesn't work, jump up and down having done so.


NB: BE IN FRONT OF THE LOO WHEN YOU DO THIS.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:23, archived)
# Bah, too much effort.
I'll stick with being a healthy weight.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:24, archived)
# that NB made me do a very loud lol
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:24, archived)
# I once did it in the kitchen- big mistake.
(I should point out I'm not bulimic, I just don't see the point of feeling sick and having no respite so I just get it over and done with).
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:25, archived)
# looking at Goatse
while listening to Alison Moyet and imagining her taking in you the rear with a strap-on.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:25, archived)
# I said vomit, not give me an uncontrollable erection.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:27, archived)
# "..Turn around..."
'I CAN'T YOU SILLY BITCH - YOU'RE FIFTEEN INCHES INSIDE MY ARSE!!!'
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:44, archived)
# a heavy night out
glass of milk the next morning, lie down, roll sharply to your left

sprint to the toilet
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:25, archived)
# courtney love
and two girls one cup.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:26, archived)
# Courtney Love
IN two girls one cup.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:28, archived)