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# I am going to Baldmonkey's tomorrow, and he has just gazzed me the planned itinerary:
1. BACK TO MINE
2. WATCH ICHI THE KILLER WHILE:
a. DRINKING JASMINE WHITE TEA
b. PLAYING WITH MY SON'S BIRTHDAY PRESENTS
3. SHOOT SOME THINGS
4. EAT SOME TOAST
5. GO TO SEE IF THE MODEL VILLAGE IS OPEN
6. FIND THAT THE MODEL VILLAGE IS CLOSED
7. GO TO THE AQUARIUM AND DECIDE IT IS TOO PRICEY.
8. GO TO THE ARCADE AND DECIDE THE GAMES ARE ALL SHIT.
9. GO TO GUNWHARF.
a. SEE TOWER
b. DECIDE TOWER IS TOO EXPENSIVE
c. LOOK FOR A GEOCACHE THAT'S DOWN THERE SOMEWHERE
9. RUN OUT OF CONVERSATION
10. GO TO A PUB
11. EAT SOMETHING IN SILENCE
12. BOREDOM
13. AWKWARDNESS.
14. MURDER.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:31, archived)
# Sounds good!
I want his autograph.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:33, archived)
# you are going to Portsmouth
unbidden?
Go to the Victory. Best thing ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:37, archived)
# Agrees.
Not just because of what I wrote below.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:41, archived)
# I'm an old salt
and learned my trade from Britain's most learned shipwright ( he's my dad, he makes me say those things ). If I'm honest Portsmouth is one of my favourite places in the world, as long as I don't have to leave the docks.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:48, archived)
# ^This^
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:01, archived)
#
I A
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:37, archived)
# which one?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:44, archived)
# WHILE
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:53, archived)
# If it's Portsmouth
Spend the cash and go to the Historic Dockyards.
Then stand on the beach at Southsea and laugh at the Isle of Wight.

We got married on HMS Warrior and it was the best night of my life.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:40, archived)
# I'm guessing that was because you were getting married
and not because you were on the HMS Warrior.

I'm all for having a good day, but if I have to marry Balders I think I'll be content with getting pissed.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:46, archived)
# Nah, it's really good.
Honest.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:51, archived)
# thats almost the same one that we had when wee went to see him with wicca and badger
make sure he takes you to the natural history museum that has SCARY ANIMALS IN
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:43, archived)
# I want to go ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:50, archived)
# there are pics on my flickr
wild boar and other freaks
there are other pics too including the dinosaur
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:54, archived)
# Also
You can go to the anti-evolution/creation science museum (or whatever it's called) if you want a laugh.

I'll be back near Portsmouth myself on Friday. Planning on checking out any heavy metal places (whatever's going these days) and seeing if I run into some old friends.
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:57, archived)