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# Found this in the paper a while back...


A clever way of getting foreigners to come to them.
Those crafty Nazis...
(YUM YUM YUM IS AWESOME AT BANDWIDTH, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:23, archived)
# WHAT?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:27, archived)
# SHE SAID 'HAVE YOU HAD A WEE?'
Granddad flashback.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:28, archived)
# how the shuddering christ
shitting on a stick is that 165k?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:28, archived)
# This.
Optimise it, you cockbag.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:29, archived)
# probably
i'm clogging up the internet one piece of pointless overindulgence at a time.
(YUM YUM YUM IS AWESOME AT BANDWIDTH, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:30, archived)
# probably is not an answer
adblock and ignore methinks
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:31, archived)
# Wow, b3ta is friendly tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:31, archived)
# aye
It's Sunday night.
Relax everyone, I don't think being over the limit will crash the internet.
(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:33, archived)
# you're forgetting about capped bandwidth
it's coming to the end of the month and some people would like their porn to finish downloading before saturday
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:35, archived)
# CUNT OFF
Sorry, I meant: Evenin'.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:34, archived)
# I love you too.
fuck face
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:35, archived)
# One or the other,
shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:32, archived)
# nah,
adblock for now, then ignore when i go to bed so i don't miss anything between now and then
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:33, archived)
# 165 was my number at school.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:31, archived)
# in a class of
165?

;)

edit:// it's no fucking fun if you don't take me on.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:34, archived)
# I'm just curious as to how you know?
Do you actively look at the properties of each picture to check that they're in the boundaries?
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:31, archived)
# not normally
but i did in reference to manley's post
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:32, archived)
# I look sometimes,
if an image loads really, really slowly.

I like to know if it is my system of their image.

Also, with some members I like to see the alt text.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:33, archived)
# It worries me greatly sometimes.
I just get this horrible image of some tubby having to use 6 chairs reinforced with cinder blocks to support him, clicking on the properties of every single image he sees, ready to scream out a pre-prepared message about how they're a shit to do such a thing.

Tell you what, I'm going to turn that into a cartoon.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:37, archived)
# come to my house.
I will pose.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:43, archived)
# No understanding of optimization
or the FAQ.
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:32, archived)
# you know,
i've been a member for 5 years but havn't ever read the faq. is that something i should do? looks a bit long to me and none of those questions were any on my mind.
(YUM YUM YUM IS AWESOME AT BANDWIDTH, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:37, archived)
# Most of it might be pretty useless.
The take home messages are still images should be less than 50k, and animations less than 250k, generally.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:41, archived)
# thank you
i post on here maybe once a year though so i'm not up to date with these things.
(YUM YUM YUM IS AWESOME AT BANDWIDTH, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:49, archived)
# My recommendation is, give up all other commitments,
and waste your life on here like the rest of us.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:51, archived)
# Most of it is suggestions about being courteous to other Internet users
with crap that looks the same at 10kb as opposed to somewhere around 160kb you originally posted

Give it a read
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:45, archived)
# LOL K
(YUM YUM YUM IS AWESOME AT BANDWIDTH, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:50, archived)
# Cunning...
That's one way of increasing party membership.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:28, archived)
# hahaha
just underneath is "those who speak hebrew especially desired"
(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:29, archived)
# Bi-lingual interpreters?
as opposed to mono-lingual?

how does that work then?
(A Hospital Carpark, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:43, archived)
# oh dear.
(YUM YUM YUM IS AWESOME AT BANDWIDTH, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:47, archived)
# if you speak more than two languages you're overqualified.
 
THEY WILL PAY FOR TWO ONLY AND NO MORE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:19, archived)