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# I love shopping
It's one of my favourite hobbies. I would so love to be a personal shopper...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:46, archived)
# I only like food and CD shopping.
Anything else is torture.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:47, archived)
# food shopping is essential
guitar shopping is fun
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:49, archived)
# CD shopping with me is a very arduous task
I take too long, pick everything up I want, then decide how much I can spend and put most of it back again.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:50, archived)
# I want
this:

www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=6621090

and this:

www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=9695441

edit: and this, but it'd clash with my hair

www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=9681924
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:48, archived)
# I couldn't even begin to imagine wearing the skirt
but that coat is superb! As a woman of hourglass proportions, I love anything that accentuates my waist whilst accommodating my enormous bust and round hips.

If I had all the moneys in the world I would buy them for you.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:52, archived)
# You're very sweet.
I have decided this is the ticket as well, as I am as you are.

And still, in the 21st century, they can't make a suit jacket that fits properly without having to pay 200 quid for a bespoke one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:53, archived)
# have you tried Bravissimo?
they are also quite expensive, but they occasionally have good sale stuff. My bottom half is a good size 14, but with a 34G top, I find most things either gape at the chest or hang round the waist. You know what I mean...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:57, archived)
# 34G?
I remeasured myself today, I'm now a 34E (yay back size gone down). I just need to get BHS to confirm it.

Bravissimo do lovely bras but I bought one of their shirts and it was just all wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:59, archived)
# a few years ago I lost a shitload of weight
and became a size 8-10. My chest didn't get any smaller than a 32E. It's like carrying bags of sugar around all day.

Most of the time I love being all curvy and womanly, but on bad days I hate the ugly pendulous bags of unsightly fat.

Today, however, is a good day. Mainly since I have lost a stone in the last seven weeks. Yay me!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:01, archived)
# I think I hate the week before my period the most
As I feel like my tits are going to rupture the skin. Plus, with them being bigger, there are The Hands of Others generally causing pain.

Well done you!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:03, archived)
# what I hate most
is that having big boobs seems to give everybody else in the world licence to look at / grope / comment upon them.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:05, archived)
# Unfourtunately
most men can't help it...

We do try though. Honest. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:07, archived)
# I've always managed it.
Except for my girlfriend, who I do of course grope regularly.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:08, archived)
# Oh, don't get me wrong...
I manage too, mostly because women absolutely terrify me...
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:09, archived)
# 'They just look so comfy'.
Why thank you. I wasn't from fucking DFS, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:07, archived)
# actual lol
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:12, archived)
# you sound like the Mrs
as I mentioned she is 34DD. That might not seem huge but she has a tiny back. And even now as she nears 40 years old and they near her ankles they are quite an impressive sight.

( don't squeeze into the wrong sized bra ladies. The discerning gentleman is not hooked by a Dita bust as he knows where it all lands due to experience. Be uplifted but comfy.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:08, archived)
# I am currently wearing one that's not too different
it's a 36E. I plan to spend about 200 quid on new bras this month, so shouldn't be for long.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:09, archived)
# I spend far too much
on brassiéres and the like. I don't do more than nod 'yes' at the colour and pay the bill though. But it works for us.
I'd treat you to a La Perla set were you not hitched and I could get away with it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:12, archived)
# :D that'd be a great one to explain.
'Well no I've never met him, actually......well he seems perfectly normal......I bloody well shall not, do you know how much these cost?'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:14, archived)
# haha. That
made even Mrs Zoot chuckle. ( now how do I get her to leave the room again?)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:19, archived)
# Set the clocks forward to 10am
then give her your credit card.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:22, archived)
# hehe
she has insisted that I tell you that she is independently wealthy.
( she is as well, she has earned more then me for about 5 years now.)
I can live on with that.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:26, archived)
# Tell her she should've married me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:28, archived)
# hehe.
better late than never. She's gone but I appreciated it. ( and often will agree with you in future )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:43, archived)
# Learn basic seamstresstry (i'm fairly sure that's utterly spelt wrong, or not even a word)
Then you can make whatever stuff you want.

Also I have just sneezed the entire lining of my throat out. Stupid colds.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:58, archived)
# sorry?
i read something about "enormous bust" and then i dont...know... i think... i got losted.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:55, archived)
# The wonderful thing about you is
apart from the actual wording I foresaw this comment.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:56, archived)
# *hums, rocking softly*
"bust"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:02, archived)
# That's it, I'm taking you to Rigby and Pellier.
Fun will most definitely ensue.

Either that or we'll need to buy you some new trousers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:05, archived)
# what's that then?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:08, archived)
# Bespoke bra shop.
Generally attended by ladies with big boobies.

It's the dbroon birthday shop. Getting you out shall be the difficult bit. I'm expecting to have to entice you out with illegal substances and possibly Jane Goldman.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:11, archived)
# *flashes*
*steals wallet*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:58, archived)
# Oo
I really like that coat, it's beautiful!

Crikey, I've just seen the price tag! D:
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:56, archived)
# But worth it!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:59, archived)
# Oh, every penny, certainly.
But you can almost guarentee that the first time you wear it, some clott will spill red wine all down the front of it...
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:01, archived)
# Scotchguard?
Minders?

I shall employ dbroon and Dixon to be my minders.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:02, archived)
# you can't go wrong with a couple of burly Scots
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:03, archived)
# Well, one Scot and a Derbyshire skinhead.
I'd have them on leads, but I doubt they'd let me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:08, archived)
# In which case
buy it! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:03, archived)