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# actually that was lie
I've got a BSc, but that didn't involve any real science

1993, then
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:26, archived)
# so have i
and neither did mine
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:27, archived)
# minkster!!
a mate of mine rang me last night saying he was getting married and wants me to be the best man..
he's scottish i'll be wearing a kilt!!
help ma boab!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:30, archived)
# jings and crivvens
YOU have mates!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:32, archived)
# oh yes!!
thats where all my money goes!
=)
this'll be my third time as best man!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:33, archived)
# ooh get you
i've never been asked
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:34, archived)
# really?
i wonder why....
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:35, archived)
# *shuns*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:40, archived)
# oh come here!
*hugs*
if i ever renew my vows it'll be a b3ta wedding and you can be best b3tan.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:42, archived)
# Just eating bad beef?
Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:27, archived)
# *spang*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:31, archived)
# What's your BSc in?
I've got a BSc, but only in the Rimmer way.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:32, archived)
# deep breath....Heritage Conservation (Historic Buildings and Monuments)
basically, Archaeology
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:33, archived)
# ooh
sounds better than mine
mine's multimedia technology
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:34, archived)
# oooh
Anatomy and Human biology here.
I've used it once, ever, answering a question that was on the telly on QI* and making people think I'm clever.**

*May have been "eggheads"
**May not have convinced anyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:36, archived)
# Eggheads should really be renamed 'Cunts'
especially that CJ de Mooi
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:38, archived)
# OooooOOOOOoooh.
I've got no degree whatsoever. But then it took my dad until his 30s to go back to uni, it'll probably work the same for me as well. But when I go back it'll be Anthropology or Porn. Which is really the same thing when you think about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:35, archived)
# Anthroporn!
that's a degree to be proud of
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:36, archived)
# I thought so.
Having said all of this I bet it's pure maths just like my ma.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:38, archived)
# your mother
is pure maths?
That would be ace.

(I'm imagining a kind of hazy cloud of numbers and scientific formulae occasionally screeching "Tidy your room. Also E=MC2" and such)
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:42, archived)
# :D no.
She's a complete maths genius, but still made out of human.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:43, archived)
# hopfully i'm doing a BSc in biomedical science this year.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:37, archived)
# British Swimming certificate?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:33, archived)
# That's the one.
Well, bronze. I am SHIT at swimming.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:34, archived)
# =D
you can do 40 lengths
straight down
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:40, archived)