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(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:10, archived)
# Would!
Particularly with the second photo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:11, archived)
# hahaha
what the hell?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:11, archived)
# Gronkpan posted a link to
www.photobasement.com

It was early and my brain was wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:14, archived)
# That is brilliant!
THE CODE OF THE MENISCUS!

www.photobasement.com/41-hilarious-science-fair-experiments/#more-117
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:20, archived)
# That one intrigues me. What's a meniscus?
It's greek for crescent, and I think it's part of the knee, but that doesn't make things any clearer.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:22, archived)
# Im not sure of a body part
but the meniscus is the name for the edge around water, in a glass, that is a result of surface tension, you know when it looks slanted up at the sides? That is the meniscus....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:24, archived)
# it's summat to do with liquids an that
test-tubes or summat (i.e. SCIENCE)

/last did science in 1988 blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:24, archived)
# Alright there Grandad ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:25, archived)
# actually that was lie
I've got a BSc, but that didn't involve any real science

1993, then
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:26, archived)
# so have i
and neither did mine
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:27, archived)
# minkster!!
a mate of mine rang me last night saying he was getting married and wants me to be the best man..
he's scottish i'll be wearing a kilt!!
help ma boab!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:30, archived)
# jings and crivvens
YOU have mates!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:32, archived)
# oh yes!!
thats where all my money goes!
=)
this'll be my third time as best man!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:33, archived)
# ooh get you
i've never been asked
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:34, archived)
# really?
i wonder why....
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:35, archived)
# *shuns*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:40, archived)
# oh come here!
*hugs*
if i ever renew my vows it'll be a b3ta wedding and you can be best b3tan.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:42, archived)
# Just eating bad beef?
Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:27, archived)
# *spang*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:31, archived)
# What's your BSc in?
I've got a BSc, but only in the Rimmer way.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:32, archived)
# deep breath....Heritage Conservation (Historic Buildings and Monuments)
basically, Archaeology
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:33, archived)
# ooh
sounds better than mine
mine's multimedia technology
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:34, archived)
# oooh
Anatomy and Human biology here.
I've used it once, ever, answering a question that was on the telly on QI* and making people think I'm clever.**

*May have been "eggheads"
**May not have convinced anyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:36, archived)
# Eggheads should really be renamed 'Cunts'
especially that CJ de Mooi
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:38, archived)
# OooooOOOOOoooh.
I've got no degree whatsoever. But then it took my dad until his 30s to go back to uni, it'll probably work the same for me as well. But when I go back it'll be Anthropology or Porn. Which is really the same thing when you think about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:35, archived)
# Anthroporn!
that's a degree to be proud of
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:36, archived)
# I thought so.
Having said all of this I bet it's pure maths just like my ma.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:38, archived)
# your mother
is pure maths?
That would be ace.

(I'm imagining a kind of hazy cloud of numbers and scientific formulae occasionally screeching "Tidy your room. Also E=MC2" and such)
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:42, archived)
# :D no.
She's a complete maths genius, but still made out of human.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:43, archived)
# hopfully i'm doing a BSc in biomedical science this year.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:37, archived)
# British Swimming certificate?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:33, archived)
# That's the one.
Well, bronze. I am SHIT at swimming.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:34, archived)
# =D
you can do 40 lengths
straight down
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:40, archived)
# ...
If you look at water in a test-tube, the surface is slightly concave. That's the meniscus.
Mercury has a convex meniscus.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:35, archived)
# CORRECT.
If you're measuring liquids in a tube, the tendency is to measure from the bottom of the meniscus, so that people can get consistent results.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:57, archived)
# hahaha!!
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERDS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:23, archived)
# Some of them are just pure hilarity!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:26, archived)
# ELECTROWORMS!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:26, archived)
# "Whats my dogs favourite colour?"
"Er, is it blue?"
"Yes, yes it is."

Hypothesis: My Dogs favourite colour is blue
Experiment: Show him different colours and measure his reaction
Result: No Friends.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:27, archived)
# DEAR FUCKING GOD!
It's an Emo Lisa Riley!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:12, archived)
# *spluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:15, archived)
# *hastily loads Blunderbuss*
BOOM!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:13, archived)
# These people
do not help themselves
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:13, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:15, archived)
# LOL INTERNETS!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:16, archived)
# Ha, ha
Reminds me of something.
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:18, archived)
# Killerkitti?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:21, archived)
# This^

(Golden_guns247, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:21, archived)
# Killerkitti mainly Id say....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:22, archived)
# thanks,
now I will get a flaming off every spotty trying to score some underage:(
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:26, archived)
# Arf!
Poor Clan Soul. Do not fear. Schools back in session :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:28, archived)
# DOES THIS MEAN TEEN TALK TIME IS OVER FOR /BOARD!!!?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:32, archived)
# Too much to hope for I fear.
They let the buggers out in the afternoon.
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:34, archived)
# well,
It helps me being an Auslander that usually frequents the /gayshift:)
Poor kiddies 'll be in bed!
Funny thing though. I am sure I read over a year ago in kk's profile or website or something that she was 16, giving me the impression that she was around 17 nowdays yet she has just announced her 15th birthday?
Had I known this previously I may not have been so abrupt in my criticism of the tenuous posts which we all have had to endure. I must admit though that they have changed in style and level of effort of late. There may be hope.
maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:42, archived)
# naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
still emo:(
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:08, archived)
# Thank goodness for that.
I thought you must be unwell.
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:41, archived)
# For a while.
But Easter is early this year so it wont be long....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:35, archived)
# damn!
who can we groom now?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:38, archived)
# *waggles eyebrows*
You'll do Benjy :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:41, archived)
# AAAAIIIIEEEE!!
*loves it really*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:45, archived)
# I was thinking about setting up a new profile as "cherie'92"
to see if my 1/2 arsed images could make the FP:)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:45, archived)
# Hahahaha
More or less sums up what the board's turning into these days
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:46, archived)
# PURGE WITH FIRE!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:17, archived)
# Oh my!
Slight TJ- not worth it's own thread:

This is a website where you can check symptoms of stuff- my loss of appetite being the one I was going for. However it allows you to add other symptoms to narrow it down...




Is death a symptom? Really?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:24, archived)
# is it a symptom you have?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:27, archived)
# Not as far as I know.
If I do, then it's not affecting my typing as much as I thought it would.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:28, archived)
# perhaps you're dead and don't know it
has a small sad-looking wheezy boy been watching you?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:32, archived)
# Not since I gave him back to the adoption agency.
No cripples, and this includes lung cripples. Bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:37, archived)
# has your appetite for brains increased any?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:33, archived)
# No more than usual.
Itchy......tasty....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:36, archived)
# it's a symptom of rigor mortis...
'ningles captain!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:32, archived)
# Isn't rigor mortis a symptom of death?
NONG
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:36, archived)
# Hahaha
There are 838 illnesses typified by being either dead or not hungry.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:33, archived)
# eating a fuck-off kebab from Ali Bastard's has both bases covered
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:35, archived)
# but only 60 if you've got both.
Stroky chin moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:39, archived)
# Hahaha....death: a horrible affliction
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:42, archived)
# I wonder what it says about me that I have both pictures stored on my computer for future use
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:25, archived)
# i think you are planning to give birth to a new meme.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:31, archived)
# Dutch porn has reached saturation level?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:34, archived)
# We reached that in 1986
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:43, archived)
# you guys get everything first
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:44, archived)
# Not everything
Deep Throat was on national, non-commercial television last Saturday
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:48, archived)