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# Wife and I were shopping today
and as usual, in the egg section were having our usual debat on my philosophy of 'I'd rather support those hard working chickens in cages that knuckle down and do their job properly!' as opposed to those 'HIPPIE FUCKING FREE RANGE TYPES THAT JUST RUN AROUND AND LAY ONE WHENEVER AND WHERE EVER THEY WANT AND COST US A FORTUNE DUE TO THEIR HIPPIE FUCKING ATTITUDE!'
Then I expelled a tremendous fart in the semi crowded aisle and chose not to buy any as I could smell an off one.
/true fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:05, archived)
# does that go in the win column for you?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:06, archived)
# not really,
but we do have fun doing the most mundane daily things.
THAT goes in the win column smartarse;)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:08, archived)
# yay!
EDIT: i wasn't trying to be a smartarse...
*sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:12, archived)
# aww,
I love you mate! *hugs*
*grabs another Smirnoff ice*
Useless fact alert: "Smirnoff" is in the Uk/Aus firefox dictionary. And they dont ven have the decency to have the word "clunge" in there.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:16, archived)
# those sons of bitches!!
*grabs torch and pitchfork*
lets get 'em!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:17, archived)
# YEEEE HAAAW!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:21, archived)
# hahahahaha
Unexpected anal event!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:08, archived)
# that usually occurs on nights out:(
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Damn hippy chickens
it's because their boyfriends are punk


(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:23, archived)
# I have always fucking loved this one.
top work mate!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:28, archived)