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# It's the fragrance of the future...
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:58, archived)
# eggs eh?
scrambled?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:59, archived)
# no poached
=)
(theonetheycallalex YAY!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:08, archived)
# *sniffs*
aha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:11, archived)
# 'round here we kill poachers
then you cut a hole in their abdomen, empty out their intestinal tract, stuff it full of eggs, replace it in the carcass, sew it up and place it on a smouldering fire for a day.

Mmmm... Poached eggs.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:13, archived)
# hahaha
the care home special - with an undertone of warm vinegar
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:59, archived)
# *buys*
Do you stock the dusty plasterboard and wet cat fragrance too?
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:00, archived)
# 'nings bixy bits!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:00, archived)
# gning mister!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:26, archived)
# meh - I have no need for your product
my windows are the kind which open...

WOO YAY
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:00, archived)
# Windows will never be open...
you need to speak to Linus Torvalds
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:02, archived)
# you clever open source bunny you
I like Stallman though... he's cool

www.xkcd.com/345/
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:05, archived)
# Richard Stallman is the wrong person to subpoena
if you're a lawyer for SCO.
www.ubersoft.net/comic/hd/characters/richard-stallman

Or for anything else, really.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:40, archived)
# Mmmm!
Fried Cardboard sandwiches!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:00, archived)
# It is also the fragrance of YOR MUM LOL

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:00, archived)
# LOLZORS
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:01, archived)
# hahaha!
What?!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:01, archived)
# mmmm
Smells like cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:01, archived)
# if there was one
that smelled of matchboxes and pencil sharpenings there may be a market.

woo anyway
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:01, archived)
# Wife and I were shopping today
and as usual, in the egg section were having our usual debat on my philosophy of "I'd rather support those hard working chickens in cages that knuckle down and do their job properly!" as opposed to those "HIPPIE FUCKING FREE RANGE TYPES THAT JUST RUN AROUND AND LAY ONE WHENEVER AND WHERE EVER THEY WANT AND COST US A FORTUNE DUE TO THEIR HIPPIE FUCKING ATTITUDE!"
Then I expelled a tremendous fart in the semi crowded aisle and chose not to buy any as I could smell an off one.
/true fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:05, archived)
# does that go in the win column for you?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:06, archived)
# not really,
but we do have fun doing the most mundane daily things.
THAT goes in the win column smartarse;)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:08, archived)
# yay!
EDIT: i wasn't trying to be a smartarse...
*sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:12, archived)
# aww,
I love you mate! *hugs*
*grabs another Smirnoff ice*
Useless fact alert: "Smirnoff" is in the Uk/Aus firefox dictionary. And they dont ven have the decency to have the word "clunge" in there.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:16, archived)
# those sons of bitches!!
*grabs torch and pitchfork*
lets get 'em!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:17, archived)
# YEEEE HAAAW!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:21, archived)
# hahahahaha
Unexpected anal event!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:08, archived)
# that usually occurs on nights out:(
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Damn hippy chickens
it's because their boyfriends are punk


(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:23, archived)
# I have always fucking loved this one.
top work mate!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:28, archived)
# is there one which makes your house smell of
scampy fries and juicy fruit chewing gum?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:05, archived)
# Lovely
how about the fragrance you get when you steam woodchip wallpaper off the walls, I would call it "Mouldy decay - with steam". The new fragrance from Madona
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:07, archived)