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# Things in the body
unusual things in unusual places on the person
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:50, archived)
# I got a rubber duck stuck up a mimsy once.
it was there all through dinner with the parents.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:53, archived)
# you really are the baby sitter from hell
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:54, archived)
# why must you come
when I must go:(
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:55, archived)
# i'm off too
football training for the lad at 130
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:02, archived)
# That's making me very uncomfortable just at the thought of it.
The beak, especially.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:54, archived)
# I suspect
the beak is the best part
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Nope.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:55, archived)
# It was a square duck at that.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:58, archived)
# From miles away
men I have never met give me sympathetic vagina pain.

I can't help feeling this isn't fair. And you'll be stoically unmoved whatever I say about popping testicles etc.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:59, archived)
# Sadly, yes.
Sorry.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:14, archived)
# So you should be.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:24, archived)
# And did your Mum manage to remove it eventually?
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:56, archived)
# now thats just asking for it
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:53, archived)