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# why go there
if not for rapings?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:36, archived)
# psst
relative to your post count
www.b3ta.com/board/8103534
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:38, archived)
# BRN?
slight ris here
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:40, archived)
# Big Round Number
5000, didn't you say?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:42, archived)
# yes
but now it's over 7000
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:47, archived)
# so the question was ...
Did I miss a big round number post?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:50, archived)
# yes
it was boobs, i believe.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:52, archived)
# he wants to know if he can see your titties please
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:51, archived)
# not yet
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:53, archived)
# Thank you for clearing that up.
I guess I'm just too fucking polite on an open forum to come right out and be fucking rude about it.

: p
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:53, archived)
# you can't use subtlety here!!
get yer cock out man!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:55, archived)
# they were merely fakes
pink circles with a slightly darker bit in the middle.
if you wait until i hit my 10000, you can see the real ones...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:56, archived)
# /waits
...

Come on! Hurry up!!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:59, archived)
# patience, grasshopper
i'm deciding if i should do this pic popping up from behind the kitchen table or leaning over the bed.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:03, archived)
# ...so are you saying there's an element of requestage at work here?
'cuz I could drown you in requests!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:05, archived)
# *restrains*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:07, archived)
# very well.
i am now taking requests. where in my house would you like me to pose with bare norks?
the bath is right out, it's tiny.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:12, archived)
# I'd have to scout out locations at your house.
When are you available for showings?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:14, archived)
# use your imagination, man!
pretend you're doing a photoshoot for brazilian bra-busting bazookas magazine. which setting would work best?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Oh! Then definitely strapped into a corset
...whilst hanging in gravity boots. That'll do!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:20, archived)
# i have neither corset nor gravity boots
will skimpy negligee do?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Depends - Are you going to wear it?
...or leave it on the floor?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:25, archived)
# a little from column A
a little from column B...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Color?
Red grabs attention, but black is so much classier.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Always black.
/2 pence
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:36, archived)
# black, of course
with a tiny claret-red bow
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Perfect!
I'll be over with my cannon Canon later!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:40, archived)