You can see into the future?!
What are tonight's lottery numbers?
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Afinkawan est in horto, sedet,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:01,
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4 and tadpole.
The bonus ball will be round.
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:04,
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*takes out notepad and pen*
*writes down "round"*
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Aphex The Mink Snackless,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:05,
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I can give you the results of the Wimbledon men's finals if you want too.
It will be called off due to a Cliff Richard infestation.
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:08,
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Can I nick that joke?
I've been asked to submit some sketches and stuff for a sports comedy programme and I know fuck all about sport.
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Afinkawan est in horto, sedet,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:12,
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you need this guy
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:15,
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See?
I can't even tell what sport that is about.
Is it feetball?
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Afinkawan est in horto, sedet,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:17,
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yep
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:20,
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Show me the money!!!
Yeah sure.
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:16,
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Well Wimbledon isn't for a couple of months after this series finishes
and I wouldn't nick jokes anyway. But if I do get any cash from the series, I'll buy you a pint for being kind enough to offer.
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Afinkawan est in horto, sedet,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:17,
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Yays
That makes me a professional gag writer:P
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:20,
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